Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Burger King Manager Fired After He Was Caught Eating McDonald’s Big Mac
August 31, 2016
SCRANTON, Pennsylvania - A lawsuit is underway after a Scranton, Pennsylvania Burger King manager was fired earlier this week because he was caught eating a Big Mac cheeseburger on his lunch break. Ron Berger, the now former store ...
Hillary Clinton Offered $5M To Make Adult Film With Company Vivid Video
August 31, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Hillary Clinton is taking on a new type of job that may make her numbers drop in the polls. Trying to keep her name high in the political spotlight through possible scandal, including a ...
Harvard Researchers Say Eating Hot Dogs Can Lead To Impotence
August 31, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Researchers at Harvard University released a startling report over the weekend linking hot dogs to bouts of impotence. The mega-popular snack, commonly consumed during televised sporting events, BBQs, parties, and all night video game binges, ...
‘White Entertainment Television’ To Be Added To DirecTV Lineup In December
August 31, 2016
LAKEVIEW, Delaware - The founder of the White Christians of America, Richard S. Jennings, announced earlier this week that the group, which promotes "a purely wholesome, caucasian, and Christian existence" will launch a television network via DirecTV in ...
Yoko Ono Says She Had An Affair With Hillary Clinton
August 31, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in ...
Man Finds Dead Baby In Walmart Discount DVD Bin
August 31, 2016
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - According to police statements, 27-year-old Mark Jacobs was sorting through a Wal-Mart discount DVD bin when he discovered a rotting corpse of a newborn buried in the middle of the bin. Witnesses rushed over to Jacobs after ...
Rosie O’Donnell Makes Good On Threats To Smear Other’s With Her Menstrual Blood
August 26, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - In a 2015 radio talk show discussion about the period shaming of women, Rosie O'Donnell said, “I’d like to take my period blood I no longer have and write, ‘You’re all assholes.’ ...
Cheez-It Crackers Contain Highly Addictive Additive, Many Are Boycotting Product
August 26, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - Cheese lovers are boycotting the popular snack Cheeze-Its due to concerns about the addictive nature of the crackers, as well as some of the ingredients. Cheez-It brand crackers contain the preservative TBHQ, which is ...