Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Zika Virus Reportedly Fake, Harmless; Frenzy Created By Obama Administration To Secure Funding
May 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CDC, in conjunction with President Obama, have reportedly been caught in a scam, after admitting that humans are immune to the Zika Virus, which is carried by mosquitos. A whistleblowing aide from ...
Donald Trump Admits He Was Only Running For President To Get Hillary Elected
May 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C - The rumors were true after all. Donald Trump has just admitted that he was a Hillary Clinton plant the whole time. Many have suspected as much, and liberal trolls on the internet have been ...
11-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Kills Mother With Mushrooms; Sentenced To Death Penalty
May 27, 2016
FREEMONT, Nevada - Jackson Russell says he was just trying to surprise his mother with breakfast in bed when he accidentally served her death cap mushrooms. This variety of mushrooms has a similar look to wild ...
Simon Cowell Reveals He Has Lung Cancer; Plans To Bring Back ‘American Idol’
May 26, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Simon Cowell, the 56-year-old television mogul was recently diagnosed with stage one squamous cell carcinoma, a form of lung cancer that makes up a quarter of the cases. Although Cowell is most recognized ...
Carrie Underwood Talks About Binge Eating Disorder
May 26, 2016
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - “I didn’t throw up or anything nasty like that. I’d just start eating and find myself half way through a pizza and I wouldn’t be able to stop," said Carrie Underwood - one ...
Woman Kills Husband, Says ‘Crystal Skull’ Told Her To
May 25, 2016
AUGUSTA, Georgia - Deanna Reaves says she killed her husband for everyone’s benefit. The 47 year old woman claims to be in contact with a member of an ancient race who resides in a crystal skull ...
Trump Criticizes Sanders For Making Donations To Charities
May 25, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has been mocking competitor Bernie Sanders in the media the last few days, claiming that Sanders is a "pussy" and a "wimp" for donating to charities and not bragging about it ...
‘Adult Baby’ Sexual Trend On The Rise Among Kinky Section Of Public
May 25, 2016
FLINT, Michigan - Donald Grover has been pretending to be a baby for most of his adult life. His wife, Mary, feeds him, changes his XXL diapers, and even breast feeds him. The trend of being ...