
Obama Portrait To Replace Grant On U.S. $50 Bill
March 22, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It's all about the Obamas, Baby. The United States Mint, the organization responsible for printing and pressing all of the nation's currency, has announced today that President Barack Obama is going to be ...

Taco Bell To No Longer Allow Trump Supporters In Their Restaurants
March 21, 2016
IRVINE, California - Taco Bell, a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, has announced today that they will no longer be allowing Trump supporters into their restaurants, based on vile hate speech that the candidate has made about ...

Man Sues Parents For Having Him Circumcised As A Baby
March 21, 2016
GARDNER, Indiana - Caleb Fartz, 38, has filed a lawsuit against his parents, Mary and Richard Fartz, both 70, after he says they "neglected to get his permission" for circumcision, a procedure that Caleb had done ...

Man Found Not Guilty Of Murdering His Wife After Jury Hears She Withheld Sex For Years
March 21, 2016
TAMPA, Florida - Joel Lewis, 38, freely admitted in court that he murdered his wife, Joanne Lewis, 36, after 10 years of marriage. Although at that point prosecutors thought their job was finished, in a surprise ...

Teen Killed In ‘Dodge The Bullet’ Game
March 21, 2016
DALLAS, Texas - A 15-year-old teen was killed last weekend after he and his friends decided to play a new game they had seen online, "dodge the bullets." The game, which is taking off in viral ...

Man Completely Flushes Diabetes From Body By Drinking 100 Gallons of Water
March 21, 2016
JONESVILLE, Florida - A 230-pound man, George Lewis, says that he completely rid his body of type-2 diabetes by drinking nothing but water - over 100 gallons in total - over a week-long period. "My doctor told ...

Purina To Release Dog Food Made With Cat Meat
March 19, 2016
ST. LOUIS, Missouri - Purina Brand Dog Food has announced today that they plan on releasing a new line of wet dog food that will be predominantly made of cat meats. The company, one of the ...

Family Drowns After Leaving Sunroof Open In Automated Carwash
March 19, 2016
DARWIN, Mississippi - A family of three died yesterday after inadvertently leaving their sunroof open when going through an automated carwash. Mary and Roger Jones, both 32, and their daughter, Julie, 11, were all killed after ...