Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Former Subway Pitchman Jared Fogle Raped, Murdered In Prison
February 25, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - According to local police, Jared Fogle, the disgraced former Subway pitchman who was convicted on child pornography and sex charges, was found dead in his prison cell on Thursday afternoon. Prison officials say ...
Jeb Bush Says He Will Use Remaining Campaign Contributions To Buy Yacht, Sail Around The World
February 24, 2016
DALLAS, Texas - Former presidential candidate Jeb Bush has dropped out of the campaign race this year, after finally coming to the realization that he didn't have a chance in hell of winning even the part ...
Eminem To Record Album Of Country Song Covers
February 24, 2016
DETROIT, Michigan Marshall Mathers, best known by his stage name Eminem, has said that his next album will be entirely compromised of cover songs, with all of them being songs straight out of Nashville. "I'm one of ...
Scientists Discover Gene That Causes ‘Psychotic’ Behavior
February 24, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Scientists and researchers at Harvard University have discovered the gene that creates psychotic and startling, violent behavior, according to reports. According to the report, the research team was actually looking to manipulate another set ...
Woman Claims Donald Trump Gave Her Baby Herpes During Meet-and-Greet
February 24, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Presidential candidates have long been known to kiss babies during meet-and-greets, so much so that it has become common for people to thrust their babies in to the arms of candidates without so ...
Woman Sues School After Homework Causes Daughter To Have Brain Aneurysm
February 24, 2016
PORTLAND, Maine - A Maine woman, Joleene Marques, is suing her daughter's school, Portland High School, after the teachers' union decided to increase the amount of homework students were given from approximately 2 hours a night, ...
13-Year-Old Being Cyberbullied Shuts Down Computer, Goes Outside To Play
February 23, 2016
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Bobby Jennings is your average, 13-year-old teen. He enjoys hanging out with friends, going to the movies, posting on Facebook, and has a blog on Tumblr. But 2 months ago, things for ...
KKK Hopes To ‘Adopt A Highway,’ Wants To Rename Road ‘Dead N*gger Street’
February 23, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - The Ku Klux Klan, everyone's least favorite sheet-wearing terrorists, have been battling the state supreme court on whether or not their organization is allowed to Adopt A Highway. Normally, groups that adopt roads ...