Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Teen Gives Birth To Eleven Babies, Claims She’s Never Even Had Sex
January 14, 2016
JAMAICA PLAIN, Massachusetts - A 17-year-old girl gave birth to a record-setting eleven babies on Wednesday evening, smashing the previous record of 8. Mary Lambert of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts, says that she was not taking any ...
Major Recall of Multiple Condom Brands After Employee Found Poking Holes In Packages
January 14, 2016
BRIGHTON, Mississippi - Multiple lines of condoms in the Durex line, including Durex Rubbas' Sheepskin and Durex XXS condoms are being recalled from the market today after an employee was found to have been placing small holes ...
Woman Sells Her 2-Year-Old Son On Craigslist To Get Money For Abortion
January 14, 2016
COMPTON, California - Marlene Jones, 23, was arrested for attempting to sell her 2-year-old son Jamal to a couple via Craigslist. Jones says that she needed the money for an abortion. "Look, I already hads the one ...
‘Hobo-ing,’ Pretending To Be Homeless, Latest Trend Among Privileged Youth
January 14, 2016
BEVERLY HILLS, California - An odd new trend has been started in high-end and rich cities across the country, and it seems to have started with a group of teens in Beverly Hills. "Hobo-ing," or sometimes ...
April Fools Day To Become National Holiday Starting In 2016
January 12, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - If you were upset that your job only gives you the standard Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas off each year, you're in luck. White House press secretary Joel Winter released word this morning that ...
Bill Murray Condemned By Religious-Right After Publicly Denouncing God
January 11, 2016
HOLLYWOOD, California - Across America, the anti-Bill Murray campaign can be heard in sermons and seen on signs outside of churches. Various Christian groups have said they will not be supporting Murray in the 2016 Presidential ...
Psychic Assaulted After Refusing To Divulge Winning Powerball Numbers
January 11, 2016
DOVER, Colorado - After Sarah “Moonbeam” Morris told Ricky Murphy to “go get a fortune cookie" when he demanded Saturday’s winning Powerball numbers, she was allegedly assaulted with a crystal ball. Moonbeam says she did not ...
Parents Turn Basement Into Rehab Dungeon After Finding Dabs in Teenager’s Room
January 11, 2016
DAMON, South Dakota - Nora Ladd at first did not know what she was looking at when she found dabs, or “shatter,” in her 17 year old’s room. She at first thought the amber-colored drug was ...