Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Sick Woman Places Onions In Socks Around Room; Does Nothing But Annoy Husband
January 11, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - John Maher is threating to divorce his wife, Shirley Maher, if she refuses to get off Facebook after it linked her to a “cure” for her common cold. After reading about the antibacterial properties ...
Kosher Weed Coming to NY State; Yahweh Said to Be Pleased
January 11, 2016
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Orthodox Jews and hipster kosher foodies of New York are rejoicing after the arrival of Kosher marijuana to the city. The Orthodox Union certified the new strain, called Jew Curl, ...
Town Creates Mandatory Bedtime For Children Under 18
January 11, 2016
KATHRYN, North Dakota - The small town of Kathryn in North Dakota recently held their monthly city council meeting, where members voted in favor of a mandatory bedtime of 8 PM for children under 12, and ...
Cannabis-Infused Bacon To Hit Markets Soon
January 09, 2016
DENVER, Colorado - TriKom Treats, a marijuana edibles company, will soon release what promises to be the most addictive meat ever - THC infused bacon. Because of the processing, the bacon will actually be lower in ...
Loni Jane Anthony Plans On Having A Second Baby, Keeping It On Extreme Diet
January 08, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Loni Jane Anthony, the woman who was criticized for her extreme 80/10/10 vegan diet, says she plans to have another child to replace her first born, who has developed a taste for meat. After ...
House Cat Wanted By Police After Robbing Massachusetts Liquor Store
January 08, 2016
LYNN, Massachusetts - A white and black house cat and his owners are wanted in connection with a robbery of Loomos Bros. Liquor on Boston Street in Lynn. The cat was strapped with what appeared to be ...
Woman Leaves Toddler In Freezing Car For Over 30 Minutes While She Buys Red Bull
January 08, 2016
AKRON, Ohio - Cheryl Crawford has been arrested on charges of endangering a child after leaving her 5-year-old son in the backseat on an unheated car in frigid temperatures. She reportedly was getting him a Red Bull ...
Woman Arrested For Assaulting McDonald’s Manager Over Dollar Menu Price Increases
January 07, 2016
DENVER, Colorado - McDonalds has been forced to raise prices on its popular dollar menu items, citing the rising price of mystery meat, the increase in wages forced on them by lazy employees, and decline of ...