Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Scientists Engineer Square Apples To Aid In Shipping, Storage Problems
November 24, 2015
ORCHARD CITY, Maine - Everyone loves apples, especially during the fall season. The biggest concern, though, especially for the transportation and grocery industries is how to store an abundance of fresh picked apples. Engineers in Maine ...
Land O’ Lakes To Release Butter In New, Odd Stick Form
November 24, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - Land O' Lakes, a dairy company well known for their butter and margarine products, has said that they plan on releasing a new type of butter in a stick, with a twisting end, ...
Teen Drowns While Stuck Inside Condom After Performing Internet Challenge
November 23, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - A 17-year-old teen was reportedly killed performing yet another stupid internet stunt, this one involving condoms filled with water. The "condom challenge," designed, apparently, to prove that no guy is actually "too ...
Woman Arrested After Bludgeoning Boyfriend To Death With Game Controller; ‘He Chose Fallout 4 Over Me’
November 22, 2015
COMPTON, California - Lakeesha Wallace, 26, was arrested yesterday after reportedly bludgeoning her boyfriend, Jamal Jones, 27, to death with a Playstation 4 contoller. The couple allegedly argued because Wallace said that Jones was spending "too much ...
Internet Meme ‘Fat Emo Kid’ Dies After Choking On Carrot
November 22, 2015
DES MOINES, Iowa - The Fat Emo Kid meme is one of the internet's oldest, the picture often accompanied by the phrase, "when the world gets you down, eat it." The boy in the picture, Mike ...
Girl Bitten By Octopus While Snorkeling Hospitalized After Tongue Grows ‘Suckers’
November 22, 2015
SAN DIEGO, California - A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue ...
Boy Finds Rare Stone In Backyard; Estimated To Be Worth $10M
November 22, 2015
ASTONIA, California - A boy who was playing in his sandbox in the backyard of the family home has just made a discovery of a lifetime. Alan Rodriguez, 5, was digging through the sand when he ...
Microsoft Releases XBox Controller That Doubles As Marijuana Pipe
November 22, 2015
BOULDER, Colorado - In a bold move by Microsoft, the company has begun shipping controllers that double as pot smoking pipes, or bowls, for their XBox 360 and XBox One consoles. "This is a fucking game changer," ...