Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Woman Arrested After Shoplifting Turkey From Grocery Store By Hiding It In Her Vagina
October 23, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - An Atlanta women was arrested after allegedly shoplifting a turkey from a Kroger grocery store by hiding the bird inside of her vagina. Police were called by the store manager to the location on ...
Obama Admits To Being Born In Kenya, Says ‘What Are You Going To Do About It Now?’
October 21, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking announcement, President Obama has admitted that he is not a natural-born citizen, and that he was, like the 'birthers' assumed, born in Kenya. "I was, in fact, born outside of this ...
Children With Imaginary Friends More Likely To Be Gay, Study Finds
October 21, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Researchers at Boston Medical School have been studying children who claim that they have "imaginary friends" for over 2 decades, and their findings - which were released today - are shocking. "Children who have ...
Haunted House Owners Cover Up Man’s Death By Disguising Him As Prop
October 21, 2015
MARIETTA, Georgia - A couple who run a haunted house in Marietta, Georgia are under arrest today after reportedly trying to hide the death of one of their customers. Geoff March, 67, had apparently visited the haunted ...
‘Back To The Future 4’ Announced As Part Of ‘Back To The Future Day’ 2015
October 21, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - October 21, 2015 is being celebrated as Back to the Future Day, as it marks the time in the second film where Marty and Doc travel to 'the future' to save Marty's children. The ...
Samsung Plans To Finally Purchase Rival Apple; Cost $180B
October 21, 2015
SILICON VALLEY, California - Samsung, the leading manufacturer for smartphones in the U.S., has reportedly placed a bid to purchase Apple, Inc., their main competitor in the tablet and cell phone market. "It is true we've discussed ...
Tumblr Announces Intentions To Delete Accounts Of Feminists, Feminist Supporters
October 20, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - Tumblr, the world's 4th most popular social media website, is a place where users can repost other people's pictures and gif images over and over again, while never actually creating any original content. ...
‘Ultra Absorbent’ Tampons Blamed For 43 Deaths In California
October 20, 2015
SACRAMENTO, California - In a climate that is often very dry and barren, many women do not get enough fluids on a regular basis. This in itself can be hazardous enough, but when coupled with a ...