Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
West Point Students Revealed To Be Pussies After Injuries Sustained In Pillow Fight
September 07, 2015
NEW YORK, New York - Over 30 West Point cadets were injured during a campus-wide pillow fight last week, leading most people throughout the country to worry that the US military may, in fact, be training ...
Donald Trump Flip-Flops Stance, Says He Will ‘Open US Borders 100%’ If Elected
September 07, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprise change of pace for Donald Trump, the presidential candidate has announced that he's "completely changed his mind" about immigration, and says that if he is elected president, he plans on ...
Internal Sony Documents Reveal Playstation Controllers Are Made of Dog Noses
September 07, 2015
TOKYO, Japan - Sony International, the company behind the Playstation 4 video game console, is under some serious scrutiny after a set of internal documents were leaked detailing the manufacturing process of the company's popular video ...
Feminist Groups Cause Kermit The Frog To Check Into Hospital For Depression
September 05, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - After pictures surfaced recently of Kermit The Frog with his apparent new girlfriend, a pig named Denise, feminists and feminist groups took to the internet, like they always do, outraged that the frog would ...
Feds Rule #BlackLivesMatter Protestors Are ‘Gangs,’ Can Be Arrested
September 05, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The federal government ruled this morning that the hashtag #BlackLivesMatter has become a serious problem for police and law enforcement, and that agencies now have the legal right to arrest and detain people ...
Kim Davis Accidentally Issues Marriage License To Transgender Couple
September 05, 2015
ROWAN COUNTY, Kentucky - Kim Davis, the woman who repeatedly refused to issue a marriage license to a gay couple and has since received national media attention, reportedly didn't have a problem issuing other marriage licenses ...
Missouri Police To Begin Using Drones Equipped With Guns
September 05, 2015
JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - Several police forces throughout the state of Missouri started using drones last year to assist them in investigations and searches, but a new wave of drone purchases by the state for law ...
New Male Pregnancy Test Can Inform Men If Woman They Slept With Is Pregnant
August 31, 2015
MARIETTA, Georgia - A new test by the makers of the First Response pregnancy test, which promises women that they can find out "6 days sooner" than other leading pregnancy tests, has just launched their new ...