Outed Millionaire Cheater Puts $5 Million Bounty On Ashley Madison Hacker
August 28, 2015
ONTARIO, Canada - An anonymous millionaire in Ontario, Canada has posted a $5 million dollar bounty on the hackers who leaked sensitive information from the website AshleyMadison.com, a website dedicated to helping married men and women ...
Red Lights And Stop Signs To Be Removed From United States Roadways
August 26, 2015
WASHINTGON, D.C. - The fear of running a red light or passing through a stop sign will be shortly become something of the past. All stop signs and red lights will be removed from the United ...
New Disgusting Secrets Emerge from Jared Fogle’s Basement
August 26, 2015
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The ongoing investigation of former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle continues to dredge up shocking new evidence, which promises to bring even more legal trouble for the extremely disgraced pitchman. According to recently released FBI ...
Racist Hashtag #BlackFaceFun Begins Trending On Social Media
August 26, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - White teens throughout the country have begun a new trend of painting their faces black and posting pictures on Instagram and Facebook with the hashtag #BlackFaceFun. The movement, which many assume started ...
Donald Trump Ends Rosie O’Donnell Feud, Asks Her To Be Presidential Running Mate
August 26, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has reportedly squashed his long-standing feud with TV personality Rosie O'Donnell, and sources are indicating that he has asked her to be his running mate in the 2016 presidential elections. There ...
Hackers Steal Vital iTunes User Info, Plan To Release Names of Nickleback Fans
August 26, 2015
CUPERTINO, California - A group of hackers that call themselves The Knights of Freedom have reportedly hacked into Apple's iTunes database and stolen vital information about user purchases. The KoF say they plan on releasing the ...
McDonald’s Gives In To Demands From Employees, Raises Their Wages To $15 Per Hour
August 26, 2015
OAK BROOK, Illinois - For the last year, employees at major fast food restaurants, including McDonald's and Burger King, have been protesting for higher wages, claiming that even the lowest paid employee should be making $15 ...
World’s Oldest Woman Gives Birth At 119-Years-Old
August 16, 2015
JAMAICA PLAIN, Massachusetts - Mrs. Josephine Smith, who officially turned 119-years-old on August 3rd, is the oldest woman in the world. Mrs. Smith, who attributes her longevity to Good 'N' Plenty Candy and regular bikini waxes, has ...