Obama’s Secret Plans To Give All African-Americans A $10,000 Check Revealed!
July 09, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Good news if you have some African roots in your family, as you will be receiving a nice check in the mail sometime before President Obama leaves office. Obama has secretly pushed through a ...
Postal Worker Fired After Putting His Own Feces In Mailboxes
July 09, 2015
LEXINGTON, Kentucky - If you live in the Lexington-Fayette area and notice a strange smell coming from your mailbox, don't attempt to get your mail. A mailman in the area has reportedly been arrested this week after ...
Ronda Rousey To Fight Two Competitors At Once In Epic Bout
July 09, 2015
SAN FRANSISCO, California - On of the most dominate fighters to ever enter the octagon is making history with her next fight. Ronda Rousey has had fans of the UFC on the edge of their seats ...
Male Prisoners Undergoing Sex Change to Escape to Female Sanctuary
July 09, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - When espionage convict Bradley Manning became Chelsea Manning, it made headlines in all the major news outlets. Of course, the cause of the biggest leak of confidential documents transitioning into a woman was ...
Dogs Campaigning for Right to Marry Humans; Say if Gays Can do it, Why Can’t They?
July 07, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unexpected playing out of the straw man argument that conservatives use against gay rights, a local dogs’ group has started a campaign for the legalization of human-dog marriages. Their main argument ...
Doritos Announces A New Weed Infused Chip
July 07, 2015
PURCHASE, New York - Fantastic news coming to those who enjoy the popular Frito Lay chip Doritos and those that also enjoy to smoke a bit of the refer. Coming to stores soon is a new ...
McDonalds Is Offering An Adult Happy Meal; Comes With Sex Toy
July 07, 2015
OAK BROOK, Illinois - Fast food chain Mcdonalds has decided to run a controversial promotion that business experts say will either make of break the company. Coming this March Mcdonalds will be serving adult happy meals that come ...
Law Firm With Unfortunate Name Declares Bankruptcy
July 07, 2015
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania – What’s in a name? Unfortunately for one Pittsburgh area law firm containing an unintentionally success-killing message, the answer is: everything. The personal injury law firm of Bleedom, Drye & Rhunn, closed its doors last ...