France Bans Skinny Dog Models in All TV, Print Ads
July 25, 2015
PARIS, France - Following a ban on fashion models who are considered “too skinny”, France has continued to lead the way in body acceptance by announcing a ban on skinny dog food models. It is yet ...
BREAKING: Fidel Castro No Longer Cuban President
July 25, 2015
CUBA - Startling news came through this morning that Fidel Castro is no longer Cuba’s dictator. American intelligence made the revelation that Castro stepped down from the “presidency” in 2008, and the country has secretly been ...
Fox News: Majority of Americans Support Legalization of Marijuana Dealers
July 25, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - For the first time, the Fox News poll found that the majority of Americans support legalization of recreational marijuana dealers. As recently as 2013, more voters were opposed than in ...
Shaquille O’Neil Plans Return To NBA As Free Agent
July 22, 2015
MOUNT DORA, Florida- Fan favorite basketball player Shaquille O'Neil has announced that he will be returning to the NBA pending a deal with a team. Shaq says he will be returning to the league as a ...
Speed Limit On Most Major Highways To Be Raised To 120mph
July 22, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - If you happen to be a speed demon behind the wheel, you are going to love the new speed limit being enforced all across the United States. If you happen ...
Charlie Sheen Praised As Hero After Saving Prized Family Possession From Fire
July 22, 2015
BEVERLY HILLS, California - Neighbors of outspoken, controversial and unpredictable actor Charlie Sheen are calling him a "hero" after he heard a 10-year-old girl crying for her "giraffe" and ran into the neighbors burning bamboo hut ...
New Prison Reality Show Will Grant Freedom To Winner, Death Row To Losers
July 19, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Broadcast companies are battling to pick up a new reality show that many believe will be a huge hit. Every big name network, along with every smaller, cable-based network are raising bids ...
Man Sells Heart To Pay Rent
July 19, 2015
CLEVELAND, Ohio- A local resident of Cleveland has passed away today after responding to a strange Craigslist post months ago. The post has recently been taking down by police, but they report they have a man ...