Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
New Poll Shows People Trust Flint, MI Tap Water More Than They Trust President Trump
October 31, 2017
DETROIT, Michigan - A new survey released today from the prestigious Harvard College of Detroit shows that residents across the state rated Flint tap water higher on the ‘Trustworthiness’ scale than current President Donald Trump. In the study, they found ...
BREAKING: President Trump Hospitalized After Eating a Piece of Poisoned Halloween Candy
October 31, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has reportedly been rushed to the emergency room after becoming extremely ill and vomiting after eating a piece of Halloween candy. White House officials and police are remaining tight-lipped, but an ...
Couple Arrested After Police Discover Over 20 Thousands Pounds of Marijuana in Home
October 31, 2017
CONCORD, New Hampshire - A New Hampshire couple has been arrested after an anonymous tip lead police to find nearly 20,000 pounds of marijuana in the home. Carl and Debbie Rutherberg, both 40, said that they had ...
Trump Sues Couple Who Name Their Son In His Honor
October 30, 2017
BOISE, Idaho - Marissa and Alex Murphy of Idaho say they have been Donald Trump supporters "since the beginning," and are adamant that he will help to Make America Great Again. They are such strong fans ...
President Trump Just Raised The Age Limit For Cigarettes and Tobacco to 25
October 28, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The US government has announced that they are raising the age of consumption for cigarettes and tobacco products to 25 years old, due to the increasing health dangers of tobacco. The cost of ...
8-Month-Old Baby Gets Pregnant After Getting Routine Vaccine
October 25, 2017
MONMOUTH, Maryland An 8-month-old baby was recently discovered to be pregnant, after being hospitalized only a few hours after receiving a routine MMR vaccine. The baby, whose name is being withheld for privacy reasons, was slightly behind ...
President Trump Pardons Himself For Years of Sexual Assaults and Abuse
October 24, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump pardoned himself this morning for what he says are years of "alleged" sexual assault accusations, as well as rumblings of abuse. Despite the President not being formally charged with any crimes, ...
Harvey Weinstein Put Into Witness Protection After Reportedly Ratting on Sex Offenders, Pedophiles to FBI
October 22, 2017
LOS ANGELES, California - Former Hollywood producer and mogul Harvey Weinstein was recently fired from his position as CEO of The Weinstein Company after several woman accused of him of sexual assault, with more coming forward, ...