Haunted House in Maine Shut Down After Bodies Inside Discovered To Be REAL
October 19, 2017
WATERVILLE, Maine - A haunted house in a small Maine town was shut down by police this past weekend after it was discovered that the proprietors were using real dead bodies as part of their displays. Maureen ...
Major Hollywood Actress Comes Forward With Shocking Revelation: ‘I’ve Never Been Raped’
October 16, 2017
LOS ANGELES, California - A Hollywood actress recently gave an interview with People Magazine, and made a startling revelation about her time in Tinsel Town. "I've never been raped, not even a little bit," said the actress, who for ...
Hugh Hefner’s Penis To Be Gold Plated, Placed on Display at Smithsonian Museum
September 30, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rick Morris, head curator for the Smithsonian Museum, announced that their latest acquisition was from recently departed magazine magnate, Hugh Hefner - but this item is not a standard piece from his mansion ...
Extensive 10-Year Study Shows That People Who Own Cats are Cat Owners
September 30, 2017
BOSTON, Massachusetts - An extensive study performed by a research team at Boston's prestigious Harvard University have concluded that people who are in possession of a cat are, in fact, cat owners. "For years, people have been ...
Michigan Welfare Changes Start in January – No More Soda, Chips, Candy, or Junk Food
September 30, 2017
DETROIT, Michigan - As of January 1st, major changes to the Michigan State Welfare Program will take effect, and the largest difference will be what people are allowed to buy with their food stamps. According to changes ...
Man Dressed as Clown Arrested After He Was Found Eating a Live Cat
September 30, 2017
GREENSBURG, Iowa - At around 2:30 a.m. on September 30th, Greensburg police received a phone call from a worried resident saying that she heard very concerning sounds coming from an alleyway near her house. Officers who arrived ...
New State Laws Will Base Your Speeding Ticket on the Model of Your Car
September 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As of January 1, 2018, if you are caught speeding, the amount of your fine will depend on the model of your vehicle, lawmakers say. The change will be used to help pay ...
Ohio Woman Kills Alligator Using Only a Plastic Butter Knife
September 29, 2017
CLEVELAND, Ohio - The Ohio river is known for its vast selection of weird fish and creatures in the water. People have reported seen everything from small, fresh-water sharks to barracuda. It seems that you can ...