President Trump Takes Away Citizenship of ‘Anchor Babies’ – Children Born In the U.S. To Illegal Immigrants
September 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump doesn't believe babies born in the United States to undocumented immigrant parents are American citizens. "I don't think they have American citizenship and if you speak to some very, very good lawyers ...
Trump Tweets His Support for Federal Legalization of Marijuana
September 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump recently admitted to "hitting the bong" in a brave tweet, in which he called for legalization of marijuana at the federal level. The President said that he was wrong, and it ...
Netflix Buys Illegal Torrent Downloading Website The Pirate Bay
September 29, 2017
CUPERTINO, California - Netflix, one of the world's largest media companies, has just announced that they have purchased the popular illegal torrent website The Pirate Bay. TPB, as its commonly known, is one of the biggest ...
Moviegoers Burn Down Theatre After Showing of Controversial Film That Portrays Jesus Christ as Gay
September 28, 2017
DETROIT, Michigan - A controversial new independent film has caused an extreme reaction from moviegoers, after it was screened in downtown Detroit. The film, which portrays Jesus Christ as a homosexual who has been cast from ...
NFL Players Put In Protective Custody After Man Threatens To ‘Kill All Those Kneeling Sons of Bi*ches’
September 28, 2017
ATLANTA, Georgia - More than 40 NFL players from 8 different teams have been put into protective custody after the commission received an anonymous threat stating a planned attack against people who took a knee during ...
Louisville Coach Rick Pitino Just Used His Contract Buyout To Purchase The Playboy Mansion
September 28, 2017
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Louisville coach Rick Pitino, one of the winningest coaches in NCAA history who has won 770 games and two national championships and made seven Final Four appearances while also weathering multiple scandals, was ...
New ‘Super Ecstasy’ Has Hit The Streets; Police Warn It Could End Up In Your Kids’ Halloween Bag
September 27, 2017
LOS ANGELES, California - Police throughout California have issued a warning to parents about a new "super ecstasy," which has hit the streets throughout most of the West Coast. This high-powered drug comes in the shapes ...
DirecTV To Offer Free NFL Sunday Ticket Package For Life After National Anthem ‘Scandal’ Rocks Sports
September 27, 2017
DELUTH, Minnesota - Are you ready for some football? AT&T Co., the parent company of DirecTV, announced today that they would be giving current NFL Sunday Ticket subscribers free access to the package for as long ...