Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
New Mexico Crematorium Found To Be Giving Families Grilled Steak Char In Place Of Ashes
March 08, 2015
CARLSBAD, New Mexico - Staff of a crematorium in New Mexico have admitted to giving hundreds of grieving families the charred remains of barbecue, instead of their loved one’s ashes. The fraud was first discovered when ...
Woman Posts ‘Ten Hours Walking in Heels’ Video To Internet – The Comments She Gets Are Disgusting
March 08, 2015
CHICAGO, Illinois - One of the most recent fads on the internet is the “ten hours walking” video – a montage of a person, usually with some particular identifying characteristic, walking down the streets of a ...
Prince Reveals Shocking Truth About His Hair
March 08, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - The artist formerly known as “The Artist Formerly Known As Prince” has revealed the truth about his hair - and it will shock his hordes of fans. He is actually a natural ...
Democrats Invite Iranian President To Speak Before Congress ‘Just To Piss Off Republicans’
March 08, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the latest round of exchanged animosities between the Republican and Democratic Parties, Barack Obama has officially invited Iranian president, Hassan Rouhani, to speak before Congress. The news comes in the wake of ...
Man Drives Car Through Donut Shop After Learning They Are Out of Maple Glazed
March 07, 2015
MILFORD, New Hampshire - Johnathan Elm, 27, was arrested Tuesday morning after driving his car through the front window of a local donut shop. Elm was apparently upset that the store, Wicked Good Donuts, had just run out ...
Court Jester Set to Perform at Democratic Party Dinner
March 07, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The official spokesman of the White House has announced in the public square that the court jester will be performing at the upcoming party being hosted by the Democratic Party. His services are ...
Baby Mermaid Washes Ashore In Caribbean, Proves Existence of Mythical Creatures [VIDEO]
March 07, 2015
PACIFIC OCEAN, CARIBBEAN - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has confirmed that a baby mermaid that washed ashore just off of South America is, in fact, a real mermaid. The creature, the first specimen of its ...
White Teen Murders Her Black Baby, Gets House Arrest; Judge Says ‘Child Would Have Been Gangbanger Anyway’
March 07, 2015
BOULDER, Colorado - In a stunning turn of events, a Colorado woman has been given a sentence of 6-months house arrest after she was convicted of murdering her child. The reason for the crime is almost ...