Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
The Black Keys Told By Record Company to ‘Liven Up’ for Next Album
March 11, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - The Black Keys may be one of the most popular blues bands around today, but their record company thinks they’re due a change. In order to increase sales of their next album, ...
New York Becomes First State to Legalize Gay Republicans
March 11, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - In a landmark ruling in the New York Supreme Court, the progressive state will be the first in the US to legalize gay Republicans. The ruling is in response to ...
Congress Passes Law Banning Pit Bull Ownership After Another Attack, Death
March 11, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Two tragic incidents in the past month have led to a bill being passed by Congress criminalizing ownership of pit bulls. The drastic move comes after a West Virginia native was attacked and ...
‘Mad Men’ Star Alison Brie Gains 80 Pounds For Upcoming Movie Role
March 11, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Petite actress, Alison Brie, known for her roles in Mad Men and Community, has shocked Instagram followers by revealing her current figure - eighty pounds heavier than the last time she was ...
Doctors To Classify ‘Binge-Watching’ As Severe Mental Disorder
March 11, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Eager to re-watch the first four seasons of Game of Thrones in anticipation of the April release of the next chapter? Well, your urges may be cause for concern. Binge watching has in ...
Texas Man Sentenced To Death For Cooking Girlfriends Dog, Serving It To Family For Dinner
March 10, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - Anthony Rojas, 29, of Dallas, Texas has been sentenced to death by the state of Texas for cooking his live-in girlfriends dog, a three-year old Pomeranian named Bugsy, then serving it to the ...
Lawsuit Filed Against Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian By Small-Bottomed Women
March 10, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - The nation’s small butts have finally gotten together to file a class-action suit against Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian, along with other big-bootied celebrities. The lawsuit has been a long time coming, ...
Skinny People ‘Insulted’ by Kelly Clarkson’s Disregard of Celebrity Body Type Standards
March 10, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Society has revealed its collective disgust at the blatant disregard shown by Kelly Clarkson for its standards. This comes days after Clarkson reacted nonchalantly to Katy Hopkin’s description of her ‘baby fat’ ...