Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Google Plans 48-Hour Shutdown Of All Websites In April
March 13, 2015
CUPERTINO, California - Bad news for users of the internet around the globe. Google has announced that they will implement a 48-hour shutdown in April, which will cause their search engine, YouTube, and several other major ...
Show’s Writers No Longer Sure Why ‘Family Guy’ Still Exists
March 13, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Writers for the popular animated sitcom, Family Guy, have admitted that they have no idea why the series still exists. The show is currently in its 13th season, and does not look ...
Rapper Drake Among 4 Wounded In Lil’ Wayne Home Shooting
March 13, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - Sacred Heart Hospital has confirmed that rapper Drake is among the four artists wounded when a SWAT team raided Lil Wayne’s home. Reports of a shooting at the Miami mansion were later revealed ...
Harrison Ford Fails At Badass Death Attempt
March 12, 2015
SANTA MONICA, California - Harrison Ford has once again narrowly failed at carrying out a badass finale to his life. Ford crashed his World War II-era plane into a golf course last week, and is apparently ...
Deluded DEA Junkies Think They Can Win Drug War
March 12, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Deluded DEA junkies have once again expressed unwarranted belief that they can win the “War on Drugs.” Members of the administration, who must be high on something really potent, told reporters that they've ...
Mariah Carey Ordered To Pay Nick Cannon $1M Per Month In Child Support
March 12, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Mariah Carey has been ordered to pay ex-husband, Nick Cannon, one million dollars a month in child support. The ruling comes even though Carey has retained custody of their kids. The money ...
New England Man With Agoraphobia Hasn’t Left House In 10 Years, Still Bitching About Snowstorms
March 12, 2015
CONCORD, New Hampshire You may have heard the term “agoraphobia” and you may even know that it refers to a fear of stepping outside your home. Maybe you learned it from that old Incubus song, or ...
School Suspends Student For Gun Shaped Birthmark
March 11, 2015
MILFORD, Connecticut - A 13 year-old middle school student was suspended today when a teacher noticed that the boy had a "gun shaped" birthmark on his leg. The boy, whose name was not released at his parents' ...