Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
‘Breaking Bad’ Star Bryan Cranston Diagnosed With Cancer
February 24, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - In a tragic twist of fate, Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston may be facing a similar ordeal to that of his character from the hit TV series. The actor, also known for his role in ...
Afroman To Be Charged With Murder After Assaulted Fan Dies
February 24, 2015
BILOXI, Mississippi - Singer-songwriter Joseph Foreman aka Afroman, best known for his 2001 hit “Because I Got High”, is reportedly to be charged with the murder of Pink Platino. The girl died days after being knocked unconscious ...
Beyoncé Announces Departure From Music Business
February 19, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - After losing Best Album at this year’s Grammy’s, Beyoncé has announced she intends to quit music. As stated to EntertainUs News, “Everyone is gonna think it’s because that honkey Beck stole my Grammy. ...
50 Shades Of Grey Tanks At Box Office, Studio Says Women ‘Too Stupid’ To Appreciate Film
February 16, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Following a disappointing opening weekend at the box office, studio executives made a rarely-seen move to critique their audience. According to executives at the Universal and Focus studios, fans were simply “too stupid” ...
Online Comments Spark Feud Between Sam Smith, Pantera
February 16, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Comments written by fans on YouTube have stirred up an unlikely feud between singer-songwriter Sam Smith and heavy metal band Pantera. The conflict started when commenter biebersuckscock wrote in the comments of ...
Former President George W. Bush Diagnosed With Autism
February 16, 2015
AUSTIN, Texas - In news that has rocked the nation, and in particular the Republican Party, former President George W. Bush has been diagnosed with autism. After classified documents detailing Bush’s childhood and development were released ...
Born Again Christian Unsuccessfully Attempts to Assassinate President
February 16, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Secret Service agents are on high alert after an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Barack Obama. The perpetrator, identified as a man called Mark David Chapman, fired shots from a .38 revolver at the ...
McDonald’s CEO Confirms Meat Comes From Large Mutant Cow Blobs
February 16, 2015
OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald’s CEO, Donald Thompson, may be retiring in March, but he is making sure that he’ll go out with a bang. The 51 year old has been working for the fast food ...