Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Minecraft World Record Holder Naively Thinks He’ll Have Kids to Brag To One Day
February 15, 2015
STUBENVILLE, Kentucky - Minecraft world record holder Stanley Gordon naively believes he’ll have children one day to brag to about his conquest of the virtual universe. The 20-year-old, who says he spends his nights playing the ...
Mother Who ‘Prayed the Gay Away’ Severely Regrets the Loss of Her Son’s Fabulousness
February 15, 2015
BOSTON, New York - Area mom Joanne Silverstam, who recently succeeded at 'praying the gay away' in her 16-year-old son, says her only regret is the loss of his absolute fabulousness. The Jewish parent believes wholeheartedly ...
‘Game of Thrones’ Fans Find TV Series Spoilers in Local Bookstores
February 15, 2015
GLOBAL, Worldwide - Fans of acclaimed HBO series Game Of Thrones have reportedly been finding books full of spoilers about the show placed secretly in bookstores around the world. The news has sent many impatient watchers rushing to ...
Obama Calls For ‘Prepping’ To Be Outlawed, Calls Preppers ‘Homegrown Terrorists’
February 15, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama urged Congress today to pass laws limiting the amount of food and ammunition a citizen can have on stockpile at any given time. The President was quotes as saying that ...
NBC Confirms ‘Seinfeld’ Coming Back To Television, Entire Cast Signs 3 Year Deal
February 15, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Time to rejoice America, Seinfeld is officially coming back to TV in the fall of 2015. Negotiations have been going on behind closed doors for months, and NBC refused to greenlight the project ...
Oscar Ceremony To Add ‘Best Black Actor’ Category; NAACP Calls Academy ‘Racist, Old White Folks’
February 15, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - The February 22nd Academy Awards will have a new category this year, announced very late in the awards season. The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has given into pressure from ...
Paralympic Athlete Oscar Pistorius Loses Arm In Prison Attack
February 15, 2015
PRETORIA CENTRAL, South Africa - Lawyers for Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius, convicted of manslaughter in 2014, are furious after his right arm was reportedly cut off in a prison fight. The double leg amputee was sentenced ...
Man Who Had Been Missing For 10 Years Found In Backyard Of Own Home
February 15, 2015
SPRINGFIELD, Arizona - Christopher Hollins, 29, who was missing for nearly 10 years, returned to his home in Springfield three days ago. The man was found naked in the backyard of his home. According to Hollins, he ...