Kanye West Banned From All Future Public Awards Ceremonies
February 14, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Kanye West has once again made a flub of a decision at the Grammys, and the higher-ups have come down hard on the performer/producer, banning him from all future award ceremonies. In 2012, ...
Google Glass Upgrade Will Let You Read Minds Of Significant Other
February 14, 2015
MOUNTAIN VIEW, California - An unprecedented release from the corporate giant Google hit the tech market just before Valentine's Day. The dot-com behemoth released a new beta software upgrade for Google Glass+ that allows one to ...
LA Clippers Guard Chris Paul Ordered To Avoid Women for Three Months
February 14, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - On February 6, Clipper's guard Chris Paul noted his disdain for a referee after a game. Following his critique of the referee, the player was disciplined. Now, Paul is in hot water ...
‘World’s Sexiest’ OBGYN Has 15-Month Long Waiting List For Patients
February 14, 2015
BRIDGEPORT, Connecticut - When Richard Greer played Dr. Sullivan Travis in the movie “Dr T. and his Women” most of American begrudgingly played along with the premise of a devastatingly handsome OBGYN with intelligence and wit. ...
Elderly Woman, 94, Gives Birth To Healthy Baby Girl
February 14, 2015
BURNSVILLE, West Virginia - 94-year-old Margaret Holmwood from Burnsville, West Virginia gave a birth to a healthy baby girl yesterday morning, and both mother and baby are reportedly doing fine. The baby, named Mary, weighed 6 pounds 2 ...
Brian Williams Eyed To Replace Jon Stewart On ‘The Daily Show’
February 14, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - In recent weeks, NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams has come under fire after admitting to having lied about an incident in which he was shot down in a helicopter ...
Apple Rolls Out New ‘Adult’ Emojis In Attempt to Prevent Teens from Sexting With Real Photos
February 14, 2015
SILICON VALLEY, California - In an apparent bid to stop teenage sexting, Apple plans on rolling out a new range of raunchy emojis, displaying various sex acts. The move comes after a scandal at an elementary ...
Boxing Champion Floyd Mayweather Jr. Admits He Does Not Want To Fight Manny Pacquiao
February 14, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Rapper Curtis "50-Cent" Jackson recently told Sports Illustrated reporter Chris Mannix that he thought that Floyd Mayweather was "scared to death" to fight Manny Pacquiao, implying that Mayweather was afraid of getting ...