Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Historic Empire State Building Scheduled For Demolition; Americans Shocked, Outraged
January 04, 2015
NEW YORK, New York - Mayor of New York City, Bill de Blasio, held a press conference this morning with news that stunned loyal residents of the great city and has left much of the rest ...
Mother Finds Kilo Of Cocaine Stashed Inside Toddler’s Power Wheel
January 03, 2015
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - A shocked mother of two called Chattanooga police earlier this week after she discovered a large bag containing a white powdery substance taped to the bottom of a ride-on Power Wheels Thomas the ...
Georgia Legislature Passes Reparations Bill; Gov’t To Give $2,500 To Every Black Male
January 03, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - In a move to finally make some amends for slavery, the Georgia State Legislature has passed a reparations bill that will go into effect immediately. The bill, which met very little opposition, will ...
Harvard Study Suggests Frequent Use Of Contact Lenses May Increase Cancer Risks
January 03, 2015
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts - A recent medical science study conducted at prestigious Harvard University has revealed an alarming statistic. Those who wear contact lenses on a daily basis are fifteen-times more likely to develop various types of ...
Disney Plans To Kill Off Iconic Character Mickey Mouse After 86 Years As Mascot
January 02, 2015
BURBANK, California - The Walt Disney Company announced earlier today during a press conference that Disney Films would release an animated feature film next Christmas titled 'The Magical Life and Times of Mickey Mouse', and Disney spokesperson ...
Mike Tyson To Get Title Shot This February In Comeback Attempt
January 02, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Actor, Author, ex-con, cartoon star, and former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson is getting a comeback title shot next month at the ripe old age of 48. Current champ Wladimir ...
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal To Spend Six Months In Prison Voluntarily To Research For Role As Inmate
January 02, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, known for his extensive research when preparing to portray a character, is at it again. The 34-year-old actor, who rode with third shift LAPD street cops for six months ...
NASA Scientists Admit Moon Landing Was A Hoax
January 02, 2015
HOUSTON, Texas - NASA officials today admitted what many conspiracy theorists have been claiming for years, that man never walked on the moon. Chief scientist Alan Anderson said the lunar landing hoax had 'gone on long ...