Rare Feline Disease Projected To Kill Millions Of Cats, Experts Fear Extinction
December 28, 2014
ATLANTA, Georgia - America’s second-favorite pet is in a battle for its life, and looks like it’s losing. Cats, both domestic and feral, have been dying in alarming numbers across the country, and veterinarians working closely ...
George W. Bush Accepts Job Offer As Greeter At Dallas Walmart, Will Donate Earnings To Charity
December 28, 2014
DALLAS, Texas - George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States, has accepted a job offer to become a greeter at a Dallas, Texas Walmart. Bush, 68, was offered the position by second-shift manager Bob McDonald ...
Eminem Says Coming Out As Gay In ‘The Interview’ Was Not An Act
December 28, 2014
BARTON HILLS, Michigan - Marshall Mathers, also known by his stage name Eminem, one of the most successful rappers of all time, made a cameo in the highly controversial comedy film The Interview, in which he plays ...
Congress Pushes For Ban On Alcohol Consumption On New Year’s Eve
December 27, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - If you were looking to hit your favorite local hotspot for a drink or two on New Year's Eve, it's very possible that you might have to change your plans. In an effort ...
DNA Results Confirm Michael Jackson Is Biological Father Of Bruno Mars
December 27, 2014
NEW YORK, New York - Vladimir Kershov, publicist of R&B singer Bruno Mars, has been fired today after he revealed a shocking secret regarding the pop and R&B singer. Kershov leaked private information that revealed that ...
Bill Gates Pays $12 Million Ransom For Return Of Beloved Pet Fish; Suspect Remains At Large
December 27, 2014
MEDINA, Washington - In a bizarre kidnapping incident, billionaire co-founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, paid a reported $12 Million ransom for the safe return of his beloved pet, a 45-year-old Australian Lungfish named Buster. The suspect, ...
Miami Police Shoot, Kill 10-Year-Old Boy Who Had Toy Grenade Launcher
December 27, 2014
MIAMI, Florida - Miami-Dade Police have shot and killed a 10-year-old hispanic boy who was playing with what is now being described as a toy grenade launcher. The shooting comes at a trying time for police, as ...
New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady To Pose Nude For Playgirl Magazine
December 27, 2014
SACRAMENTO, California - Tom Brady's wife Gisele apparently isn't the only model in the family. In a press release from Brady's publicist, Antionette McCandless, it was announced that the superstar quarterback will pose fully nude in Playgirl ...