LeBron James Says He Will Retire After Season, Regrets Signing With Cleveland Cavaliers
January 01, 2015
CLEVELAND, Ohio - In a stunning developing story, NBA superstar LeBron James said in an interview with Bryant Gumbel this morning that this would be his last year playing basketball because of sore knees, combined with ...
2-Year-Old Who Shot Mother In Walmart To Be Tried For Crime As An Adult
January 01, 2015
HAYDEN, Idaho - Police and local investigators say that the 2-year-old toddler that fired a gun in an Idaho Walmart store, killing his mother, will be tried as an adult. On December 30th, police say that a young ...
Dying Man Confesses He Was Grassy Knoll Sniper Who Assassinated John F. Kennedy
January 01, 2015
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Charles Ray Peterson, 81, made a shocking confession to family members yesterday as they had gathered to be by his side during his last hours at River Oaks Hospital in New Orleans. ...
Identity of Malia Obama’s Baby-Daddy Is Leaked – You’ll Never Believe Who The Father Is!
December 31, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Now just over four months in to her pregnancy, spanks will soon stop concealing Malia’s budding baby bump when she appears in public with her family. “They got on my case about rolling my ...
Eighth Grade Teacher Suspended For Teaching Students Oral Sex Techniques Using Cucumbers
December 31, 2014
SEATTLE, Washington - An eighth grade teacher in Seattle, Washington is under massive scrutiny, and in some cases, praise, after teaching female students how to perform oral sex using cucumbers. Many male students observed, as well ...
President Obama Announces He Will Resign Amid Allegations He Is Leader Of New Black Panther Movement
December 31, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a developing story that has landed a bombshell upon newsrooms across the world, President of the United States Barack Obama announced he will resign from office after a disgruntled member of the ...
Play-Doh Set Pulled From Shelves After Child Allegedly Assaulted
December 31, 2014
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Play-Doh is preparing to send thousands of customers replacement “extruder tools” after an onslaught of customer complaints. According to their Facebook page, future sets will include a different tool, although the company ...
Recent Study Suggests Over 85% Of Social Media Users Can’t Correctly Solve Simple Math Equation
December 30, 2014
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - In an experiment conducted by the Department of Mathematics at the University of Pittsburgh, after releasing a simple math equation via social media, research suggests that eighty-five percent of users cannot correctly answer ...