Entire Company Faces Sexual Assault Charges After Employee Tries To Kiss Woman Under Mistletoe
December 22, 2014
AURORA, Colorado - Garry Thompson, 27, is facing sexual assault charges after a company Christmas party went quickly downhill. According to police reports, Thomson, who had 'a few drinks' while celebrating with co-workers from Harrison Construction and Lumber, was ...
Radio Host Dr. Laura Adopts Ten Pit Bulls, Immediately Has Them Euthanized
December 22, 2014
SACRAMENTO, California - Just days after saying that "Pit bulls are a waste of space and should all be put down" on her radio show, The Dr. Laura Program, host Laura Schlessinger adopted ten pit bulls from ...
Poll Shows Large Portion Of U.S. Voters Think ‘Being Black’ Is Now Required Of Presidential Candidates
December 22, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a recent CNN Poll of likely voters, 49% said that they believed being black was now required to be President. The same poll also showed 37% believed the new requirement was to ...
Experts Predict Major Bed Bug Infestation In The U.S. Will Kill Thousands In 2015
December 22, 2014
FORT COLLINS, Colorado - Cimex lectularius, commonly known as the Bed Bug here In the United States, is a parasitic insect which feeds primarily on human blood, and has become infamous for its infestations within the ...
Man With Disorder Has Hundreds Of Orgasms A Day; Says ‘Life is Amazing’
December 21, 2014
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Scott Smith of Boston, Massachusetts, considers himself the luckiest man alive. For the last several years, Smith has suffered from Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, or PGAS. Five years ago, Mr. Smith injured his ...
Woman Accidentally Bites Boyfriend’s Penis Off In Movie Theater
December 21, 2014
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - In a wildly bizarre freak accident in an Indianapolis General Cinema movie theater, a man has found himself without a penis. Juanita Hatfield, 21, accidentally bit off her boyfriends penis during a showing of ...
Boxer Muhammad Ali, 72, Loses A Fight With Pneumonia
December 21, 2014
PARADISE VALLEY, Arizona - World-famous champion boxer Muhammad Ali has reportedly been dealt a knockout blow by a case of Pneumonia. The former heavyweight, 72, was taken to an undisclosed hospital after private doctors in his ...
Online Debate Over Kentucky College Basketball Programs Causes Man To Murder Friend
December 21, 2014
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Jason Hargrove, 28, of Louisville, Kentucky has been charged in the shooting death of his best friend, 29-year-old Michael Jenkins, also of Louisville, after the two got into an argument over which school has ...