Kindergarten Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Student, Says ‘I Want To Marry Him’
December 02, 2014
BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - A 27-yr-old kindergarten school teacher was arrested on Monday for allegedly having sex with a student. The teacher, Sara Styles, was released on bail and was quoted as she left the courthouse saying, ...
Ferguson Protestors Blocking Streets Cause Death Of Young Child
December 01, 2014
FERGUSON, Missouri - A young boy has died today because Ferguson protestors were blocking streets around the city, causing an ambulance to be stuck behind several miles of traffic. Joey Goldsmith, 5, needed an emergency appendectomy, ...
Sony Pictures Admits Hacking, Film ‘Leaks’ Were Marketing Stunt
December 01, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - The internet has been abuzz the last several days as news of Sony Pictures' servers being hacked, reportedly by North Koreans, hit the circuit, with Sony representatives stating that they had been ...
Sarah Palin Announces 2016 Run for Presidency
December 01, 2014
WASILLA, Alaska - Tea party darling and liberal punching bag Sarah Palin announced her plans to run for President in 2016. While Palin may be the first big name to throw her hat into the ring, ...
Mailman Arrested After 3 Tons of Undelivered Mail Found in His Backyard
November 30, 2014
LITTLE CREEK, Pennsylvania - A letter carrier from the small town of Little Creek in Pennsylvania must have never heard the old Post Office motto 'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom...', as Postal Worked Dwight Davidson ...
Facebook Submits Names Of Users Posing In Pictures With Guns To Homeland Security
November 30, 2014
MENLO PARK, California - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg confirmed rumors this morning that the company would be handing over names and photos of site users who have posted pictures of themselves with guns to the government. Democrat leaders ...
Christian Groups Outraged By New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer, Plan National Boycott Upon Release
November 30, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Christian groups and religious families have been publicly shunning the new Star Wars movie, and it doesn't even hit theatres for over a year. Many devout, religious people are complaining that a single, quick image ...
Best Buy CEO Says Black Friday Sales Went Well, ‘Only 47 Deaths This Year’
November 29, 2014
RICHFIELD, Minnesota - Best Buy CEO Hubert Joly spoke to the press this morning about the company's huge Black Friday numbers, and how 2014 turned out to be one of the best the company has seen in ...