Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘There is no God’
November 29, 2014
VATICAN CITY, Rome - Pope Francis shocked the Catholic world today announcing that he plans on stepping down from his position. Papal Resignation is extremely rare, and this will only be the 7th time in the ...
Man Plans Lawsuit Against Hooters, Claims Unequal Hiring and Employment Practices
November 28, 2014
MELROSE, Massachusetts - George Emerson suffers from gynecomastia, a condition marked by the swelling of breast tissue in males. Thousands develop the condition, usually during puberty and as a result of hormonal imbalances. Many men opt ...
Woman Gives Birth During Black Friday Sale; Leaves Baby, Buys Big Screen TV
November 28, 2014
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - A Milwaukee woman is making headlines across the country this morning as it is being reported that phone-center supervisor Tiffany Briggs, 19, gave birth at her local Wal-Mart during the Black Friday midnight sale, and the left ...
President Obama’s 16-Year-Old Daughter Malia Confirmed Pregnant
November 28, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern fellatio, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant. Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother ...
Man Swallows Pumpkin Seed, Pumpkin Actually Grows In Stomach
November 27, 2014
GARLAND, Texas - Doctors are in pure disbelief after a patient came into the ER early Wednesday morning complaining about severe stomach pains. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, is still seeking treatment in the ...
Newly Appointed Texas Sheriff Promises To ‘Look The Other Way’ On Crimes Against Illegals
November 27, 2014
BROOKS COUNTY, Texas - Sheriff “Big Roy" Wayne of Brooks County, Texas almost single-handedly declared an open hunting season on illegal immigrants in his county when he released a statement to the press yesterday morning announcing ...
Officer Darren Wilson Shot Outside of 7-Eleven In St. Louis
November 27, 2014
ST. LOUIS, Missouri - In a breaking and developing story, the police officer who shot and killed Michael Brown of Ferguson, Missouri was approached by an angry mob and was shot twice upon exiting a 7-Eleven ...
Jennifer Lawrence Breaks It Off With Chris Martin – You Won’t Believe Her Reason!
November 27, 2014
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - In a surprisingly candid recent interview, Academy Award winning actress Jennifer Lawrence, best known for her role as Katniss Everdeen in the stupidly successful Hunger Games movie series, was asked about her recent break-up ...