Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Facebook Urges Users To ‘Quit Bitching’ About Privacy Policies
November 26, 2014
SILICON VALLEY, California - A disgruntled mediator of the Facebook Products & Services page finally cracked this morning, posting a status that was what he claimed everyone at the company has been thinking; “Stop bitching about our ...
At Least 6 Confirmed Deaths Of White People During Ferguson Riots Ignored By Mainstream Media
November 26, 2014
FERGUSON, Missouri - Reportedly, at least two white women and 4 white men have died in the Ferguson Riots currently stemming from the Michael Brown ruling, but mainstream media - including FOX News, CNN, and MSNBC ...
Actress, Singer Tila Tequila Gets Cosmetic Surgery To Make Her Appear Pregnant
November 26, 2014
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Actress, porn star, singer, and TV personality Tila Tequila has undergone a new type of cosmetic surgery not well-known in this country. Although popular in places like Mexico and Uganda, Tequila's 'pregnancy ...
New ‘Anti-Cry Collar’ For Noisy Babies Has Human Rights Groups Outraged
November 26, 2014
BEIJING, China - How far would you go to stop your baby from crying? China Toy Group has begun manufacturing a new line of parental aids, with their flagship device aimed at quieting your noisy baby. A terry clothed ...
87% Of Population Fear Having Feet Grabbed By Boogeyman If Left Uncovered During Sleep
November 26, 2014
STORRS, Connecticut - The National Association of Sleep Comfort and Coziness (NASCC), a scientific sleep and comfort research program based at the University of Connecticut, released scientific findings accumulated by a clinical study earlier this week ...
Vandals Set Fire To Famous ‘Home Alone’ House
November 26, 2014
WINNETKA, Illinois - Last week, movie fans held their faces in their hands and screamed – just like young Macaulay Culkin did in the 1990 film Home Alone – when news broke that the northern Illinois ...
Bill Cosby On Ferguson Riots: ‘Anything To Get The News Media Off My Ass’
November 25, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Comedian Bill Cosby has been the butt of many jokes and the talk of the media lately, as allegations of rape and sexual assault have sprung up from several women, including former model Janice Dickinson ...
Ferguson Company Selling ‘Riot & Looting Kits’ In Wake Of Michael Brown Ruling
November 25, 2014
FERGUSON, Missouri - Never let it be said that capitalism doesn't find a way. A newly formed company, Riot Right, started by a Ferguson businessman after the Michael Brown shooting, is now selling pre-prepared riot and ...