Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Landmark Settlement Reached In Moist Towelette Disfigurement Case
November 20, 2014
WHEATON, Illinois – Like millions of Americans, Charlotte Buckner enjoys feeling fresh. Sometimes that means using a Wash’N’Wipe moist towlette when she’s traveling on the road. Unlike millions of Americans, Charlotte was recently awarded $6.4 million ...
New Evidence Reveals True Purpose of Great Wall Of China
November 19, 2014
BEIJING, China - Researchers have uncovered new evidence revealing the true purpose of the Great Wall of China. Built largely by the Ming Dynasty, long-standing belief has always been that it was built to keep out ...
President Obama’s Birth Certificate Sells For $3.4 Million At Auction
November 19, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a political fundraising auction Monday night, the only known copy of President Obama’s birth certificate sold for a whopping $3.4 million dollars to a private bidder. The bids from Rush Limbaugh and Donald ...
N. Dakota Town Passes New Law; Dogs That Attack Will Be Shot In Front Of Owners
November 18, 2014
WEST CARBON, North Dakota - A small town in North Dakota has recently passed a law that does not bode well with animal rights activists. In response to an increased number of dog attacks in 2014, West ...
Ohio High School Makes Female Students Dress ‘Slutty’ In Efforts To Teach Boys Better Manners
November 18, 2014
OGBERG, Ohio - Ogberg High has recently implemented a mandatory dress code that evoked several emotions, including confusion and disgust, among the citizens of Ogberg Ohio. The midwest high school implemented a dress code in September that requires ...
Burger King To Offer Late-Night ‘Stoner’ Menu For Marijuana Smoking Patrons
November 17, 2014
BRUNSWICK, New Jersey - Failing fast food giant Burger King announced today a new late-night menu targeted directly at stoners and drunks. Burger King’s decision is, of course, purely profit driven, which come as no surprise. ...
Town Legalizes Drunk Driving In Effort To Curb Population Growth
November 17, 2014
WADDERTON, Kentucky - Wadderton recently passed a reform that eliminates the below .08 blood alcohol level requirement for motorists that decide to partake in alcoholic beverages prior to getting behind the wheel. The town says the ...
New Hollywood Trend Has Celebrities Getting Baby Pig Semen Injections To Look Younger
November 16, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Celebrities and movie stars in Hollywood and Los Angeles are always on the cutting edge of treatments to make themselves appear younger and sexier. From lip injections to smoothing out crow's-feet, there aren't many ...