Chinese Buffet Hopes To Rebuild Business With ‘Happy Ending’ Specials
November 07, 2014
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A Boston Chinese restaurant in Chinatown is offering a new, yet bizarre way to pack the seats at their buffet. King Kong Feast, a restaurant that has been a staple in the city for ...
Microsoft Founder Bill Gates ‘Comes Out’ As Homosexual
November 06, 2014
SILICON VALLEY, California - At the end of October, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced in an interview that he was homosexual, and that he felt that being gay was the 'greatest gift God had given [him.]' ...
Flatulent Airline Passenger Forces Emergency Landing
November 06, 2014
QUEENS, New York – A Cincinnati, Ohio bound Delta Airlines flight, originating from New York’s LaGuardia Airport, was forced to make an emergency landing this morning, after a 'violent episode' occurred moments after takeoff. The event was ...
Daytime TV Mogul Oprah Winfrey, 60, Confirms Pregnancy
November 06, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Amid speculation that Oprah Winfrey is sporting a conspicuous baby bump, the queen of media announced this morning that she will be giving birth to a baby girl. Winfrey turned 60 years ...
ESPN Announces All-Nude Women’s Beach Volleyball To Air In 2015
November 06, 2014
MIAMI, Florida - In a change that most men say they are very excited to see, ESPN has announced this morning that they will begin coverage of an all-nude women's volleyball league starting in 2015. The ...
Colorado Residents Vote To Legalize Prostitution Throughout The State
November 05, 2014
BOULDER, Colorado - The people of Colorado overwhelmingly passed amendment P-69, better known as the 'Freedom To Work Act', yesterday afternoon in state voting. The little known amendment had not seen much press, and the politicians that ...
Obama Enjoys D.C. Marijuana Legalization, Smokes Celebratory Blunt
November 05, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Voters in many states were able to cast their ballot on the topic of marijuana legalization yesterday, and in two of those elections, the people have spoken. Voters in Oregon and Washington D.C. ...
Fort Lauderdale Law Created To Kill Homeless People Via Starvation
November 05, 2014
FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - This past Friday, a new city ordinance in Fort Lauderdale took effect, causing the public handouts of food to homeless to become a crime, punishable by fines and jail time. No sooner ...