Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Man Dies Attempting to Stab Straw Into Capri Sun Juice Pouch
October 28, 2014
LAREDO, Texas - Strange news out of Laredo, Texas this morning after the body of 26-year-old Cole York was discovered by neighbors in his apartment building late Monday evening. Police reports say that Cole was killed when he attempted to open a Capri Sun ...
Parents Of Mentally Disabled Teen Plan Lawsuit Against ‘Transformers’ Director Michael Bay
October 28, 2014
PHOENIX, Arizona - Jeremy and Linda Watson are preparing a lawsuit against director Michael Bay for the pain and suffering they are currently experiencing due to their 14-year-old son Nate’s behavior after he watched the latest ...
Senate Seeks To Pass Law Requiring Castration For All Sex Offenders
October 27, 2014
WASHINGTON, DC – Iowa State Senator Joni Ernst is sponsoring a bill aimed at society’s most heinous criminals – sex offenders. Ernst gained notoriety after her US Senate campaign commercial about animal castration went viral. The ...
Family Pediatrician In Hot Water After Diagnosing 7-Year-Old With ‘A Case of the Gays’
October 27, 2014
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Carl and Debbie Houser have spoken out publicly against their family pediatrician Dr. Walter Wentworth for diagnosing their 7-year-old son Randall with “a case of the gays." The story first gained media attention ...
Milwaukee Parents Arrested For Giving Newborn Baby Racist Name
October 26, 2014
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – Justin and Jan Bunnie, parents of a newborn baby boy were arrested shortly after returning home with their bundle of joy. Why would parents of a newborn be taken into custody at this ...
KFC Employee Kicks Child With Down Syndrome Out Of Restaurant, Says He Thought It Was Policy
October 25, 2014
OAKSHARE, North Carolina - This past Tuesday, Darnell Washington, a KFC employee in Oakshare, North Carolina forced Kaleb Brimmley, an 8-year-old boy suffering from Down Syndrome to leave the Oakshare KFC without finishing his food. Darnell ...
NHL: Anaheim Ducks Court Emilio Estevez As New Head Coach
October 24, 2014
ANAHEIM, California - In an announcement this morning from the Anaheim Ducks’ general manager Bob Murray, the team has decided to part ways with current head coach Bruce Boudreau, and is seeking to replace him with ...
Teenage Boy Dressed as Bigfoot Shot by Texas Hunter, Clings To Life In Hospital
October 24, 2014
RALEN, Texas - A tragic story today out of Texas. Avid hunter Henry Hill accidentally shot his 14-year-old neighbor, Joey Gribble, who was testing out his Bigfoot costume he'd created for Halloween. “Joey is a perfectionist,” said his mother ...