Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Donald Trump Halloween Mask Is Biggest Selling Item In History
October 25, 2016
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Nevada Halloween Company, located just outside of Las Vegas, began producing a new mask this year that they dubbed "Dummy Politician." Of course, it's clearly a likeness of Donald Trump, even if ...
McDonald’s ‘Kills Off’ Ronald McDonald After Scary Clown Epidemic
October 25, 2016
AUGUSTA, Georgia - McDonald's Corporation has announced that they will be doing away with their longtime spokes-clown, Ronald McDonald, after a series of "scary clown" sightings throughout the country that have lead to assaults and terrorism ...
Colorado Pot Smokers Beware! State Issues MASSIVE Recall After 6 Deaths From Tainted Drug
October 25, 2016
DENVER, Colorado - The Colorado State Control Board has issues a massive recall for 3 different types of marijuana sold throughout the state at the Ready Green dispensaries, after 6 people died from "tainted" drugs. According to ...
Man Arrested After Going On Murder Spree, Killing Over 30 Registered Sex Offenders
October 25, 2016
OMAHA, Nebraska - A Nebraska man was arrested after he was caught in the act of strangling someone to death in an alley outside of a Omaha McDonald's, police say. According to reports, Joel Miller, 42, ...
South Carolina Man Creates ‘Task Force’ To Battle Creepy Clown Epidemic
September 30, 2016
PEVELY, South Carolina - A South Carolina man has taken it upon himself to battle the "creepy clowns" that have been sighted across the country. Pinto Colvig, 38, says that he is "sick and tired" of ...
Florida High School Shut Down After Zika Outbreak Infects Hundreds
September 30, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - In the most intense infection of any recent epidemic, a Miami high school has had to shut its doors after a student who was infected with Zika spread the virus to over 100 ...
George Zimmerman To Open Private Security Firm in Florida
September 30, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - George Zimmerman, the man who was found not guilty of murdering Trayvon Martin in a neighborhood shooting in February of 2012, is making waves in a small suburb of Miami, after it was ...
Government To Increase Hunting Law Age To 21
September 30, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to curb the use of guns by minors and children, the government has decided to increase the legal hunting age for all animals to 21 beginning in 2017. The change, ...