Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Pepsi Announces New Version Of Cola With 50-Times Sugar Content Called Pepsibetes
April 10, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - PepsiCo, Inc has announced another new product that they plan to launch later this year, following in the footsteps of their 1893 brand, which uses real kola nut in its processing. Now, the ...
Company Creates Candles, Perfumes That Smell Like Dirty Sex Organs, Sweat
April 08, 2016
CARSON CITY, Kansas - A new startup company has begun selling candles that smell like dirty sex organs and sweat, in scents they are labeling as "adult friendly." The new business, called Dirty Birdie Scents, was ...
Hollywood Says That They Are ‘Done’ Making Reboots, Remakes; Original Content Only Starting 2017
April 08, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - All the major studios in Hollywood, including Paramount, Universal, Fox, and more, released a joint announcement today saying that they have "heard the call" of the movie fan, and will no longer ...
Japanese ‘Crap Steak’ Approved For Use in United States By FDA
April 08, 2016
TOYKO, Japan - Japan, much like the rest of the world, has long had a problem with overcrowding in major cities. And with overcrowding comes a horrible issue with waste - but not just garbage, human ...
Gang Initiation In Detroit Causes Panic After 30 People Killed In 30 Days
April 05, 2016
DETROIT, Michigan - A new gang trying to make a name for themselves in Detroit, Michigan is said to be playing a deadly game. The crew, known on the streets as The Detroit Hitmen are allegedly ...
McDonald’s Says ‘Secret Menu’ Item McGangBang To Be Added To Official Menu This Summer
April 05, 2016
DELUTH, Mississippi - For those in the know, most fast food restaurants have always had a 'secret menu,' a place where savvy customers could order crazy items built from other items off the 'common' menu. At ...
Stores To Begin Charging Deposit For Diapers; Will Be Redeemed Like Bottles and Cans
March 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the biggest problems plaguing the entire country is the increased garbage in our landfills. One way that has been combated over the years is with bottle and can redemption, where - ...
Woman Arrested For Squirting Breastmilk At Man Who Tried To Publicly ‘Shame’ Her
March 31, 2016
STOCKTON, West Virginia - A nursing mother was arrested yesterday while breastfeeding in public, after she squirted a man in the face with her milk. According to police, Wanda Rogers, 25, was arrested because Joel Marks, ...