Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
U.S. Tourists Report Seeing David Bowie Alive In Nicaragua
February 09, 2016
GRANADA, Nicaragua - Several groups of U.S. tourists vacationing in Nicaragua report that they have seen David Bowie alive and well in the city of Granada. All of the reports come from various people who seemingly ...
Super Bowl 50 Garners Lowest TV Ratings In Event History
February 08, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - Super Bowl 50 took place on Sunday evening, and chances are, you didn't watch it. In the 50 years of the event's history, and in the 38 that it has been broadcast on ...
Couple Who Won $1B Powerball Jackpot Found Dead In Their Home In Apparent Murder/Suicide
February 08, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - Mary and George Ripkin of Phoenix, Arizona, were found dead in their home Monday morning after a neighbor called 911, reporting that they heard gunshots coming from inside the home. The Ripkins recently ...
Bernie Sanders Plans Sex Change Surgery To Garner Votes From Women
February 08, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Bernie Sanders, who has been leading the polls against Hillary Clinton, announced today that there was one segment of the vote that he was not able to grasp, and that was the women ...
Mountain Dew To No Longer Sponsor Auto Racing After Multiple Teen Deaths
February 03, 2016
PURCHASE, New York - After two teen deaths due to ingestion of Mountain Dew mixed with racing fluid, Pepsi-Co will be pulling all racing sponsorships. Cars affected will include Dale Earnhardt Jr, Kasey Kahne, and rookie ...
Nestle Claims They ‘Couldn’t Care Less’ About Waferless Kit-Kat Or Girl Who Purchased Product
February 03, 2016
LONDON, England - Saima Ahmad is demanding a lifetime supply of Kit-Kats, after biting into a waferless bar last month. The 20 year-old legal student from the UK claims to be distressed, having suffered a loss ...
Mother Of Baby Mocked By Internet Memes Says She Would ‘Kill Internet Bullies’
February 03, 2016
HENDERSONVILLE, Texas - Ann Meyer’s says she is wants to kill the internet bullies who are being cruel to her 4-year-old son, Jameson. He has a rare genetic disorder, causing wide set eyes and a smushed face ...
Scouts Take Interest In 14-Month-Old Snowboarding Baby
February 03, 2016
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Sloan Henderson can barely walk, but she is already snowboarding. Scouts are already showing interest the little athlete. Parents Katie Henderson, 29, and Zachary Henderson, 30, of North Salt Lake, Utah ...