Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Mariah Carey Loses ‘Priceless’ Engagement Ring Worth $10 Million
January 28, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - Mariah Carey and James Packer’s recently announced their engagement, but Carey could not keep the ring on her finger for more than a few days. After announcing plans for a wedding so lavish ...
China Announces Plans To Sell Tibet To Highest Bidder
January 28, 2016
BEIJING, China - China says that they are willing to give up the sovereignty it has held Tibet since 1951 - as long as the price is right.Hippies and hipsters across the United States are already ...
Oregon Militia Sent Another Human Penis
January 28, 2016
PORTLAND, Oregon - The Oregon Militia has been making a decent profit selling the dildos that have been donated to them lately, encouraging people to keep donating whatever they'd like. “Send us your bag of dicks!” read ...
Fistfight Occurs Between Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush on Campaign Trail
January 28, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Things are getting heated on the campaign trail, as even politicians of the same party are having words. Sources inside the Republican parrty say that both Bush and Cruz were careful to keep out ...
Casualties of Blizzard 2016 Still Being Found Buried In Snow
January 28, 2016
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - Four days after the record breaking blizzard, cleanup throughout the Northeast is ongoing. Dump trucks unloading on the city island in Pittsburgh have turned up a record-breaking amount of homeless people. So far 11 ...
Authors of ‘Eat More, Weigh Less’ and ‘Zero Belly Fat’ Weight-Loss Books Sued
January 28, 2016
DAYTON, Ohio - Monika Ames is suing under the legal theory that the title of books she purchased should have included a disclaimer to warn her she had to read the book before adopting the diet. ...
One Motorcycle Gang Member Dies During Rally; Convention Leader Says It’s ‘Better Than Last Year’
January 27, 2016
DENVER, Colorado - Two gang members were shot and one stabbed at a motorcycle convention being held at the National Wester Complex in Denver, Colorado this week. Police spokesman Sonny Jackson says a total of nine ...
Heroin Addict Kills Mother In Front of Family, Blames It On ‘Having A Bad Day’
January 27, 2016
DRESDEN, Mississippi - Keith Jordon admits he killed his mother and says the reason she is dead is that he was having a stressful day. Jordon had been fired from his job two months before, for ...