Woman Kills Husband, Says ‘Crystal Skull’ Told Her To

AUGUSTA, Georgia – 

Deanna Reaves says she killed her husband for everyone’s benefit. The 47 year old woman claims to be in contact with a member of an ancient race who resides in a crystal skull she bought from a local shop.

The crystal skull allegedly told her to hill her husband because the illuminati deemed him a threat.

Reaves explains the killing saying, “We are not indigenous to this planet. An old native American legend describes the existence of thirteen ancient crystal skulls, the size of human skulls, with moveable jaws that were said to speak or sing. The legend tells that these crystal skulls contain important information about some of the great mysteries of life and the universe. They contain knowledge about the past history of our species on this planet, and information about mankind’s true purpose and future destiny.”

“The legend also says that one day, at a time of great need, all of these crystal skulls will be rediscovered and brought back together to reveal their information vital to the very survival of the human race. But the legend also warns that when that time arrives mankind must first be sufficiently developed, suitably evolved both morally and spiritually, so as not to abuse this great knowledge.”

A judge is determining Reaves’ mental state, and whether she is fit for trial. So far, he’s thinking “absolutely fucking not.”

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