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After Several States Legalize Marijuana In Elections, Walmart Announces Plans To Sell Seeds, Seedlings

February 19, 2017

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas -  Although many people consider Walmart to be the epitome of an "evil corporation," no one can say that they're not completely in touch with what people want. The company announced today that in ...


Oil In Dakota Access Pipeline Found To Be Carrying Smallpox Disease

February 19, 2017

NORTH DAKOTA -  Despite Obama trying to shut down work on the Dakota Access Pipeline as a last resort before Donald Trump was sworn in, there is still massive unrest in the area, with protests lighting ...


Twitter CEO Says They Are Cancelling Trump’s Account ‘For The Good of the Country’

February 16, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced this morning that the company would be officially cancelling Donald Trump’s account by the end of the week.  Although a full termination of an account of a celebrity ...


Trump Reportedly Spends $65 Million of Taxpayer Money To Buy Melania a Valentine’s Day Present

February 14, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Donald Trump may consider himself one of the wealthiest people in the world, even if he can't prove it by revealing his tax returns, but his very deep pockets didn't come into play ...

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Rapist Files Lawsuit Against His Victim, Claims Emotional Damage Because She ‘Wasn’t Into Him’

February 08, 2017

MIAMI, Florida -  A man who is being accused of raping a 29-year-old woman has filed a civil lawsuit in the Miami-Dade court system, claiming the the girl was "not into it," and thereby caused his extreme emotional ...


BREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order Making Murder Legal…With Just One Catch

February 07, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Donald Trump signed his latest executive order this morning, making murder legal in all 50 states, but there's one catch - it's only legal if the murderer is a white, male and ...


Atlanta Falcons Say Brady, Patriots Cheated Their Way To Super Bowl Victory

February 06, 2017

HOUSTON, Texas -  A representative for the Atlanta Falcons says that the team has made an official complaint with the NFL, stating that the New England Patriots cheated during the second half of the Super Bowl, ...

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Donald Trump Stunned To Learn His Hands Really Are Tiny

February 04, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Donald Trump was stunned recently when he reportedly went to shake hands with a new White House intern, and realized that his hands were, in fact, very small. "I always thought my hands ...

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