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DEA

New DEA Leader Chuck Rosenberg Says Weed ‘Not As Dangerous As Heroin,’ Other Things That Are Also Stupid And Obvious

July 30, 2015

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Recently appointed DEA leader Chuck Rosenberg says that he won't admit that marijuana isn't harmful, because for some reason he "thinks it is," but did go on record as saying that he believes it's ...

Education
UNH

University of New Hampshire To Close; Schools Deems Everything ‘Too Offensive’

July 30, 2015

CONCORD, New Hampshire -  After an internet firestorm was ignited over the University of New Hampshire releasing a "language guide" that lists the word 'American' as offensive, it seems as though the entire school system in ...

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feral cats

Dentist Who Killed ‘Cecil The Lion’ Seriously Mauled By Rabid Feral Cats

July 30, 2015

BLOOMINGTON, Minnesota -  Dr. Walter Palmer, DDS, the man who allegedly paid $50,000 to kill a protected and collared lion known as 'Cecil' in Zimbabwe and has since become the most hated man on the internet, was reportedly ...

Headlines
klan

KKK To Add New Chapter For African-Americans

July 28, 2015

MOBILE, Alabama -  In what many bigots are calling "disgusting" and "unbelievable," the Ku Klux Klan has announced today that they will be starting a new chapter for African-Americans, with hopes that they can "branch out" ...

Headlines
fetus

Kansas Fetus Hoping Abortion Legalized Before It Reaches Third Trimester

July 25, 2015

KANSAS CITY, Missouri -  A Kansas City fetus is optimistic that the state will legalize 2nd trimester abortion before it reaches its 3rd trimester. Kansas currently outlaws the dilation and evacuation (d & c) procedure necessary ...

Health/Fitness
dog

France Bans Skinny Dog Models in All TV, Print Ads

July 25, 2015

PARIS, France -  Following a ban on fashion models who are considered “too skinny”, France has continued to lead the way in body acceptance by announcing a ban on skinny dog food models. It is yet ...

Headlines
castro

BREAKING: Fidel Castro No Longer Cuban President

July 25, 2015

CUBA -  Startling news came through this morning that Fidel Castro is no longer Cuba’s dictator. American intelligence made the revelation that Castro stepped down from the “presidency” in 2008, and the country has secretly been ...

Headlines
weed

Fox News: Majority of Americans Support Legalization of Marijuana Dealers

July 25, 2015

NEW YORK CITY, New York - For the first time, the Fox News poll found that the majority of Americans support legalization of recreational marijuana dealers. As recently as 2013, more voters were opposed than in ...

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