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Health/Fitness
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Deadly New Disease Is Being Called ‘Super AIDS,’ And Is Killing People at a Rapid Rate

December 31, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  The CDC is warning of a deadly new disease, dubbed on the streets as Super AIDs, which is killing people at an extreme rate. So far, there have been more than 2800 deaths ...

Law
black man

White College Prof. Tries To Prove There’s No Racial Bias By Police, Undergoes Surgery To Look Black – He’s Instantly Shot and Arrested

December 31, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  A white college professor at Boston College, Mark Ryder, 38, underwent over 200 hours of expensive cosmetic surgery to look "as black as possible," with hopes that he could prove to his Ethics ...

Headlines
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A Crying Donald Trump Was Escorted Off Mar-A-Lago Golf Course After Accidentally Pooping His Pants

December 30, 2017

PALM BEACH, Florida - President Trump has spent most of his winter vacation golfing with friends and family at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, but on his latest outing, the President was caught with his pants up...when ...

Uncategorized
trump

BREAKING: President Donald Trump Has Made a Major Announcement – ‘It’s Time To Quit!’

December 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  In a shocking, unprecedented move, President Trump has made an announcement from the White House early this morning that had rattled the entire nation. "It's time that I quit tweeting," said President Trump to ...

Law
wed

New Husband Files For Divorce After Discovering His ‘Wife’ Is Actually a Man

December 29, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts - A man has filed for divorce only hours into his own wedding night after panicking after discovering that his new wife was not exactly what "she" claimed to be. Ken Spencer, 26, filed for a ...

Science/Tech
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Nearly 1,000 People Have Gone Missing After Last Weekend’s Mysterious ‘Flying Object’ Seen Throughout East Coast

December 29, 2017

CONCORD, New Hampshire On Saturday evening at approximately 6 p.m., a mysterious light took over the skies in major US cities across the East Coast. People in New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and even parts of ...

Government
cigs

Trump Begins Waging Battle Against The ‘War on New Year’s Eve’

December 28, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Now that President Trump has successfully won the War on Christmas, he is setting his sights on another age-old advisory: The War on New Year's Eve. "It's despicable that there are so many people ...

Headlines
snow

New England Set To Be Hit By Three Massive, Back-To-Back Nor’Easters; More Than 10 Feet of Snow Expected

December 28, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  New Englanders, get ready. Although the snow and extremely cold temperatures have come quick this year, things are about to take a turn. According to NOAA, a series of extreme winter storms are brewing ...

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