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Study: 6 out of 10 Trump Supporters Are Completely Illiterate

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Real News Right Now: An independent study conducted by the bipartisan policy group Alliance for Community Organizations seeking Reform Now has determined that just over fifty-nine percent of voters who support Republican presidential ...


National Anthem To Be Outlawed At Sporting Events, Public Gatherings

November 27, 2016

As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: Early this morning, President Obama made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency with the signing of Executive Order 14302, which makes it illegal to ...


Obama Signs Executive Order Forcing Recount And Investigation Into ‘Rigged’ Election

November 27, 2016

As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: Following the results of Tuesday night’s election, President Obama has signed Executive Order 13805, which orders a full recount of all votes cast in the election and calls for a special election to ...


New Strain Of Weed In Colorado Has Teens ‘Turning Gay’, Doctors Baffled

November 27, 2016

As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: “We’ve never seen anything like this before,” said Dr. Hans Vermhat of the Barrow Neurological Institute. “The drug addicts in Colorado are injecting a new strain of marijuana that changes the chemical makeup in the brain’s ...


Trump Voter Shoots Liberal Nephew Over Argument At Thanksgiving Dinner

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Satrina Tribune: A Thanksgiving Day dinner turned deadly after a political argument ended with a 23-year-old graduate student being shot in the chest by his 62-year-old uncle. Local police were called to the scene ...


Trump Claims Victory After Castro’s Death: ‘I Did It!’

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Satira Tribune: “Nobody could kill that guy but I did,” said Trump. “It was the easiest thing ever.” With over 600 assassinations attempts on the Communist Cuban leader life over the past 60 years, ...


Newport Plans To Introduce New Marijuana Cigarettes For Sale In States Where Weed Is Legal

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Empire Herald: Newport Cigarettes, one of the world’s most popular cigarette brands, announced today that they will join the marijuana legalization trend and start producing marijuana cigarettes. Marketed under the brand ‘Newport Nirvana’, the cigarettes ...

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Man Murders Girlfriend Because She ‘Wouldn’t Make Eye Contact With Him’

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Empire Herald: Anthony Jeffries, 29, of Little Rock, was arrested by authorities and charged with first degree murder after authorities found his 24-year-old girlfriend dead in the basement of his home. According to ...

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