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Ben & Jerry To Stop Making Ice Cream In Protest After Bernie Sanders Backs Hillary Clinton

July 27, 2016

BURLINGTON, Vermont -  Ice cream giants Ben & Jerry's has said that they will immediately halt production of all of their ice cream and products until senator Bernie Sanders recants his endorsement of Hillary Clinton. "We have ...


Reagan’s Would Be Assassin John Hinkley Jr. Released From Psych Hospital

July 27, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former president Ronald Regan had an assassination attempt made on his life in 1981 by John Hinkley Jr., who claimed at the time of his arrest that he was trying to kill the ...

Teenage Girl Dies of Hypothermia After Taking Part In 'Ice Bucket Challenge'

Ice Bucket Challenge For ALS Leads To Earth-Shattering Medical Discovery

July 27, 2016

BOSTON, Massachusetts - Last year, the ALS ice bucket challenge viral videos ran rampant across the internet, and brought in millions of dollars for Lou Gehrig's Disease research. In a decidedly crazy twist, it seems that ...

Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Gay Marriage

Witnesses At RNC Say One of Trump’s Daughters Assaulted Heidi Cruz, Security Removed Both From Convention

July 22, 2016

CLEVELAND, Ohio -  According to several rumors coming out of the RNC, one of Trump's daughters was seen assaulting Ted Cruz's wife, Heidi, during a break at the Republican National Convention, prompting security to remove them ...


Police Forces Dwindle Across The Country As Violence Against Cops Continues

July 20, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  "I signed up to be a police officer the second I turned 18-years-old, and I thought I'd have this career forever, but there's no way in hell I'm going to get shot over ...


Pokemon Go Game Leads To 45 Car Pile-Up On Arizona Highway

July 20, 2016

PHOENIX, Arizona -  A 46-year-old man, Nathan Winter, was charged with reckless endangerment and negligent homicide after he caused a 45 car pile-up while playing the popular cell phone game Pokemon Go. Police say that Winter was ...


Terrorists Sending People Infected With ‘Black Death’ To U.S. As Form of Chemical Warfare

June 30, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  The CDC has released a warning for doctors to screen patients with flu-like symptoms for the pneumonic plague, after ISIS has threatened biological warfare. The disease, caused by a bacterium called Yersinia pestis, most ...


Aspartame Addicts Brow Beat Pepsi Into Bringing Back The Artificial Sweetener

June 30, 2016

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  Diet Pepsi's divorce from artificial sweetener aspartame didn't last long. Customers who swear they can taste the difference between the old and new diet Pepsi demanded they bring back aspartame, and fearing they ...

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