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New Study Shows High Percentage of Mall Santas Are Psychotic; Many Believe They Are Actually Santa

November 30, 2017

ATLANTA, Georgia -  A new study performed on over 500 mall Santas across the country has a startling result - almost 80% of the people who let your children sit on their lap and take their ...

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Trump’s Secret Addiction EXPOSED! How The President Has Gone BANKRUPT Over Secret Purchases

November 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has made a big deal about not showing his taxes, trying desperately to hide his actual income and net worth from the public. The reason why, many have speculated, is that ...

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New ‘Super Bacteria’ Strain Has Caused Over 600 Deaths This Month – You Need to STOP Washing Your Hands in Public Restrooms

November 30, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  We've all heard before how over-washing or over sanitizing your hands can be bad, because it can cause bacteria and germs to mutate, and become harder to kill. Well, it turns out that ...

Law
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Man Arrested For Peeping Into Third Story Apartment Window To Watch Couple Have Sex

November 30, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  Police in Boston arrested Martin Landon Jr., 33, after he was caught peeking into the third story window of an apartment building, reportedly watching a couple have sex, while he masturbated. The authorities were ...

Law
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Man Born With Two Penises Is Suing The Government So He Can Marry Two Women

November 30, 2017

WATERTOWN, Connecticut -  Jerry Newbury, 29, is currently trying to sue the state of Connecticut, saying that polygamous marriage should be made legal, at least in special cases like his. "I was born with two penises, and ...

Headlines
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Jewish Reporter Asks Trump If He Plans To Put Menorah In the White House; Trump Tells Him ‘F*** The Jews’

November 28, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  After lavish Christmas decorations and beautiful, "snow" covered trees were unveiled in the White House, many reporters and photographers were taken aback, and caught up in a Christmas spirit that many say was ...

Health/Fitness
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Healthcare Plans in Marketplace Set To Triple on January 1st

November 28, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - If you're having a hard time affording your healthcare through the government's Affordable Care Act marketplace now, then on January 1st, you might have to take out a second, or even a third, ...

Business
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Best Buy Posts Record-High Deaths During Black Friday Sales; ‘Best We’ve Ever Done’ Says CEO

November 24, 2017

DELUTH, Mississippi -  Best Buy Inc., the nation's largest electronics retailer that hasn't yet succumbed to Amazon, posted record high deaths during their annual Black Friday sales this morning. CEO Mark Chambers noted that in all ...

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