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Man Arrested For Defecating On Boss’ Desk After Winning State Lottery

April 30, 2016

AUGUSTA, Georgia - Joel Fine, 32, was arrested on Friday evening after police say that he went into his place of employment and defecated on the desk of his boss, Mark Carson, at Excess Communications, a telecommunications company. ...

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Saturn Will Be At Closest Point To Earth In Over 4,000 Years On May 31st

April 30, 2016

WORLDWIDE -  NASA has confirmed that on May 31st, Saturn will be closer to Earth than it has been in over 4,000 years, with a spectacle that will be "unlike any other" astronomical sight people have ...

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New Hampshire Courts Rule That Rape Is Legal In All Cirucmstances

April 30, 2016

CONCORD, New Hampshire -  Although a recent internet circulation about Oklahoma law allowing for someone to be orally raped if they are intoxicated has already been proved to be inaccurate, New Hampshire lawmakers may be giving ...

Business
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Nike Admits To Making Some Shoes From Skin of Elephants

April 30, 2016

GROVER, Kansas - After a boycott hashtag surfaced last month over Nike making their sneakers using the skin of elephants, the company stayed very mum on the subject, and made no public comment on the viral ...

Health/Fitness
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American Psychiatric Association Officially Condones Pedophilia

April 30, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The American Psychiatric Association has released their latest journal, and it is causing an uproar in the psychiatric and medical communities. The APA, which is responsible for classifying and normalizing mental and sexual ...

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Woman In Kansas Becomes Last In Country To Use Dial-Up Internet Service

April 30, 2016

ROGERS, Kansas - Maryanne Richards is not new to the world wide web. In fact, she's had a computer with internet access in her home since December of 1998, when her brother gave her his old Dell ...

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cheating

Woman Claims Defective Vibrator Got Her Pregnant

April 30, 2016

GREENVALE, Georgia -  A young woman from Georgia claims she found herself pregnant after using a faulty vibrator. Kristy Richards, 28, claims she has fallen victim to a mechanical failure of the device that was recently bought off the internet. “I ...

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600,000 People Show Up In Support of Donald Trump In Los Angeles

April 29, 2016

LOS ANGELES, California -  Donald Trump has scored the biggest and best turnout of any candidate in the history of the presidency, when over 600,000 people showed up in support of the Republican during a recent ...

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