Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Syrian Refugees Announce They No Longer Want To Come To United States
November 21, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After hearing nothing but shit being spoken of them over the last several weeks, mostly be Republican puppets who do not understand world issues, the Syrian refugees seeking asylum have announced that they ...
Jared Fogle Verdict Overturned On Appeal; Former Pitchman To Get Death Sentence In Child Molestation Case
November 21, 2015
Jared Fogle, the former Subway pitchman who was accused and now convicted of having sex with children, has reportedly received the death sentence for his crimes. "He was originally only going to get 15 years in ...
FDA Lifts Ban on Cat, Dog Meat; Agency Will Allow Use In Restaurants, Home Cooking
November 21, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration in Washington, D.C. has reportedly lifted an age-old ban on cat and dog meat that kept restaurants from using the ingredient in their dishes. The move comes after ...
Woman Arrested Trying To Smuggle Turkey Out of Kroger’s In Her Vagina
November 21, 2015
Shaquita Jones, 30, was arrested late Friday evening after attempting to steal a Thanksgiving turkey for her family's dinner by smuggling the bird out of the store inside her vagina. "We saw her through the store's ...
‘No Shave November’ To Roll Into ‘Decorative Beard December’
November 21, 2015
SAN FRANSISCO, California - Hipsters everywhere rejoice! Once November has run its course, you do not have to shave your tragically un-cool facial hair. Instead, you can join with dozens of other hair men by partaking ...
Giant Skull Of Unknown Creature Washes Ashore In San Fransisco Beach
November 19, 2015
Researchers are scratching their heads over a giant skull that washed ashore on a beach in San Fransisco early yesterday morning, saying they have never seen anything like it before. The skull, which resembles that of ...
Taiwanese Man Born With No Bones Celebrates 30th Birthday
November 19, 2015
TURKEL, Taiwan - Charlie Chen is a marvel of the medical community. 30 years ago, he was born completely healthy, except for one small problem: he did not have a single bone in his body. "They told ...
Lindsay Lohan Sues Doctor After Botched Plastic Surgery
November 19, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Representatives for Lindsay Lohan say that the star is planning a lawsuit against her former plastic surgeon, who reportedly botched her most recent "lip stretching" surgery, causing her face to be a ...