Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Man’s Habitual Nose Spray Habit Causes Hole To Form In Face
November 19, 2015
BRIGHTON, Massachusetts - A 52-year-old man who has reportedly used one bottle of nose spray a day for over 20 years was hospitalized after he burned a hole through one of his nostrils. Ingredients in the nose ...
Charlie Sheen Thinks He May Have Gotten HIV Through Tainted Tiger Blood Transfusion
November 19, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Charlie Sheen went on the Today show earlier this week to announce something that he and several close confidants had known for years; Sheen is HIV positive. Reportedly receiving the diagnosis from doctors over 4 ...
Anonymous Source Says Ronda Rousey Was Paid To Take Dive, Lose To Holly Holm
November 18, 2015
SYDNEY, Australia - Former Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey may have been paid to take a dive during her UFC 193 championship fight, according to anonymous sources. In a letter that was sent to ESPN offices, a person ...
Morgan Freeman Reportedly Transitioning To Female, Changing Name To Morgan Freewoman
November 18, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Actor Morgan Freeman, best known for being the black guy in every film ever made, has reportedly come out as transgendered, and has been seen dressing as a woman while out and ...
Facebook To Begin Deactivating Accounts Of Anyone Who Posts About ISIS
November 18, 2015
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, California - Whether you are against ISIS, like most people, or somehow slinking by as a terrorist supporter, Facebook has announced that they will be systematically deactivating accounts that frequently talk about ISIS, ...
Doctors Advise Drinking Coca-Cola Can Help To Cure Diabetes
November 18, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - A recent study by a team of medical professionals hired by the Coca-Cola company reportedly proves that drinking the soda in large amounts can effectively cure diabetes in people who suffer from the ...
Woman Gives Birth To Baby Born 36 Weeks Late
November 18, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - Selena Myers, 38, gave birth to a happy, healthy, 18 pound baby yesterday afternoon at an Atlanta hospital. The child, which clocks in at one of the heaviest ever delivered, was also an ...
NBC Announces Plans To Release ‘Friends: The Movie’
November 14, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - NBC, the company behind one of the biggest sitcoms of all time, has announced that they have signed the entire original cast of Friends to a major motion picture deal. “For some reason, people just will ...