Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
If You’re In The Market For A Summer Swimsuit, Read This First!
May 13, 2015
SACRAMENTO, California - As bikini season approaches, women everywhere are searching for that one flattering bathingsuit that will get them through the season. The Center for Disease Control (CDC) now warns west-coast shoppers to keep underwear on ...
Man Arrested for Eating Bald Eagle
May 11, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - Texans are calling for the death penalty for a man accused of disrespecting America in the worst possible way, shooting and eating a bald eagle. Larry Tucker says the eagle asked for it. “Damn ...
Man Has Glass Bong Slide Removed from Urethra
May 11, 2015
DENVER, Colorado - Don’t let your half-baked idea land you in the hospital. Mica Dorsey required emergency surgery to remove glass that had broken off in his urethra. The man admitted to it was not the first ...
Are You A Direct Relative Of Jesus Christ?
May 11, 2015
PROVO, Utah - University of Christian Science math professor, Adam Gold, claims everyone is. His team has supposedly discovered an algorithm that not only proves everyone is related to Jesus, within 8 degrees of separation, but ...
New Line of Barbies Will Include A Gender-Neutral Version Of Doll
May 11, 2015
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - After the White House unveiling of a gender-neutral bathroom, Mattel has one-upped the Obamas by announcing release of limited-edition gender neutral dolls. Androgynous-looking Chris is the first of a serious of the new ...
Stephen Hawking Sex Tape Reportedly Leaked To Internet
May 10, 2015
LONDON, England - It seems anyone can be an object of sexual desire, with fetishes ranging from watching morbidly obese people eat, to enjoying girls urinating on hairy backs. Now there is something even hotter making ...
Toddler Overdoses On Pop-Tart Pastries
May 10, 2015
CARLSON, Texas - Parents of Ricky Frappier never thought the boy’s favorite snack could be deadly. The 6-year-old boy allegedly got into the snack cabinet at nine in the morning on Friday before his parents had ...
Young Man Kills Dog After It Eats His MAGIC Card Collection
May 10, 2015
LEXINGTON, Georgia - 29-year-old Paul Hunter now finds himself imprisoned after killing the family dog in a fit of rage. Paul says the dog got into his bedroom and chewed a binder full of rare Magic ...