Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
School In Arizona To Automatically Pass All Students To Avoid ‘Hurting Anyone’s Feelings’
April 20, 2015
JEROME, Arizona - A school board in Jerome, Arizona has voted to pass all students through each grade, regardless of the student's grades or abilities, each year up to, and including, graduation senior year. The school ...
‘Fast And Furious 8’ To Feature Entirely CGI-Created Paul Walker
April 20, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - After bringing in over $200 million in domestic box office grosses in just over 2 weeks, and over a billion dollars worldwide, it was a no-brainer that the Fast and Furious franchise would continue after the success ...
Shire Pharmaceutical Company Announces Plans To Release Adderall As Over-The-Counter Medication
April 20, 2015
DETROIT, Michigan - Shire, PLC, the company that manufacturers the prescription drug Adderall, has reportedly reached an agreement with the federal government to have their drug's schedule 2 status removed, and allow for over-the-counter purchases in ...
Previously Unseen Painting By Da Vinci Found In Alley Dumpster
April 20, 2015
BERLIN, New Hampshire - A previously unseen painting that has been confirmed to be by Leonardo Da Vinci was recently found in a dumpster behind an abortion clinic in Berlin, New Hampshire. The painting, which had ...
Several Southern States Consider Legalizing Murder Of African-Americans To Better Serve Police Forces
April 19, 2015
AUSTIN, Texas - Several states throughout the southern part of the country, including Texas, Kentucky, and Alabama, are considering passing laws that will legalize the violent murders of African-Americans by policemen and women, to help 'better ...
Movie Theatre Popcorn Linked To Erectile Dysfunction
April 19, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - It might be a good idea to lay off those refillable combos at your local multiplex, fellas. A recent study released by the American Journal Of Erectile Function states that popcorn, specifically the kind ...
Two Men Transported To Hospital After Horrible ‘Docking’ Sex-Act Accident
April 19, 2015
SAN FRANCISCO, California - Two unnamed men were admitted to a San Francisco hospital yesterday after becoming stuck together during a sex-act known as 'docking.' Apparently popular in the homosexual community, docking is when a man ...
Inventor Creates Car That Runs On Whole Milk
April 19, 2015
BURTON, Germany - A german inventor has created a car with an engine that is capable of running on whole milk. David Mylehoff, 44, says that he created the car out of necessity, as gas prices ...