Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Fallout Site At Chernobyl To Fully Open To Public
May 10, 2015
CHERNOBYL, Ukraine - Officials in the Ukrainian government say that the time has come to officially open the doors to Chernobyl, the city that was largely abandoned after a meltdown in a nuclear reactor caused a ...
Coca-Cola To Release Clear Cola, ‘Diamond Coke’
May 08, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - Coca-Cola officials have announced plans to release a new line of clear colas, dubbed Diamond Coke, after a craze in Europe has caused Pepsi to plan a relaunch of their Crystal Pepsi soda ...
Apple Watch ‘Huge Piece of Shit’ Says Every Android User
May 08, 2015
CUPERTINO, California - Now that the Apple Watch has officially hit the market, Apple buffs around the world have been clamoring to get their hands on the ridiculously priced item, with many officially hailing it as the ...
New Internet Browser Lets You Block News About Kanye West
May 08, 2015
SILICON VALLEY, California - A software designer has created the world's first internet browser that will automatically detect and block any news or reference made to Kanye West, the rapper/producer/jerkoff whose antics always seem to make ...
Marvel Having Hard Time Finding Good Quote About ‘Avengers’ For Marketing Materials
May 08, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Normally after a massive launch of a new film, the studio will find critics or reviewers who have said good things about their film, and use quotes to further market their movie. It ...
Ryan Adams Forgets Who He Is, Performs Song By Bryan Adams
May 08, 2015
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - Ryan Adams, a pop singer who has a few fans, apparently, kicked a man out of his concert in 2002 after the patron yelled out a request for the popular song Summer of ...
Adding Suffix ‘Gate’ To End Of Word Doesn’t Automatically Make It A Scandal
May 03, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a new study by the Department Of Internet Relations, the word 'gate' has appeared more frequently online in the last year than ever before, as media and news outlets have begun adding ...
‘Lip Synch Battle’ Show Proves People Will Watch Anything, Regardless of Entertainment Value
May 03, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Lip Synch Battle, the new series on SpikeTV that pits two celebs against each other in a lip synch competition has been heating up in the ratings, as each week two ...