Man Has Brain Aneurysm Caused By Drinking Thick Milkshake Through Straw
April 18, 2015
STRATFORD, Connecticut - A 37-year-old man died in a freak milkshake accident yesterday, after he suffered a brain aneurysm by trying to suck the thick liquid through a small straw. Jerry Miller of Stratford, Connecticut, is ...
Charlie Sheen Duped By Horror Film Again! Turns ‘Snuff Movie’ Over To FBI
April 18, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - History is apparently repeating itself for Charlie Sheen. In 1991, the world-famous actor came into possession of a now-popular underground horror film from Japan titled Guinea Pig. The movie, which is graphically violent, depicts acts ...
Small Town In Iowa Completely Bans Music After Punk Concert Incites Riots, $250k Damage
April 18, 2015
BEACONSFIELD, Iowa - A small town in Iowa has completely banned all music from being played within city limits after a punk rock music concert caused over $250,000 in damage to local businesses. According to police chief ...
Congress In Talks To Completely Abolish Age of Consent Laws Throughout Country
April 18, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congressman Fisher Lewis (D- Delaware) has brought a bill to Washington that seeks to completely abolish the age of consent laws, putting a federal mandate on states that would force them to remove ...
Fast Food Restaurants Busted For Selling Drugs Through 24-Hour Drive-Thrus
April 18, 2015
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Several fast food restaurants in Massachusetts and Rhode Island, including 2 Wendy's locations, a McDonald's, and a Taco Bell, were raided recently by DEA agents after a tip lead them to discover ...
Snapchat Adds New Feature For Adults Users To Send Nudes, Will Block Underage Sexting
April 17, 2015
SILICON VALLEY, California - Snapchat, one of the most popular apps for Android and iPhone devices allows you to send a picture or text to someone who has up to 10 seconds to view it, before ...
Bill Gates To Appear On Next Season of ABC Show ‘Shark Tank’
April 17, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Although they had tried to keep the news quiet, ABC recently confirmed rumors that the world's richest man, Bill Gates, the former chairman of Microsoft Computers, would be a guest ...
Will Ferrell Apologizes For Making So Many Unwatchable Movies
April 17, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Comedian Will Ferrell, best known for making completely horrendous comedies that, somehow, do ridiculous box office numbers, recently apologized publicly for his string of just straight unwatchable films. "I know that I've yet to ...