Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Woman Terrified of Being Raped Has Her Vagina Surgically Sewn Shut
April 14, 2015
BOISE, Idaho - A college Sophomore in Idaho has reportedly had her vagina sewn shut by a cosmetic surgeon, after she learned about rape statistics in one of her courses. "Did you know that 1 in 3 women ...
Man Sets World Record By Staying Awake For 19 Straight Days
April 14, 2015
FLINT, Michigan - A Flint resident, Mitchell Royale, 28, has set a new, unsanctioned world record for most time spent awake, at a total of 19 days, 3 hours, 26 minutes, and 14 seconds. "The record is ...
Stores Begin Denying Patrons Who Want To Pay By Check, Explain New Policy As ‘It’s 2015’
April 14, 2015
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Patrons in the Best Buy in Salt Lake City were surprised recently when the store informed them that were changing their policies on payment, and would no longer be accepting checks ...
Oreo To Change Color Of Cookies To Combat Rumors Of Racism
April 14, 2015
CHELSEA, New York - Oreo, America's favorite chocolate cookies with the cream center, announced today that they would be changing the color of their cookies after rumors of racist behavior by the company. "We have received threats ...
Panasonic Creates First 250-Inch TV For Home Consumers
April 14, 2015
TOKYO, Japan - Panasonic has announced this week their biggest venture yet - a 250-inch HDTV that they plan to release for the home market in time for the holiday season. The model, which they are ...
Stanford to Offer Free Education to Youths Who Play a Sport Really Well
April 13, 2015
STANFORD, California - Following its announcement last week that it plans to offer free tuition to students from families earning under $125 000 a year, Stanford University has followed up with a new policy, which will ...
Scott Steiner Disappointed Hulk Hogan Refused to Fight to the Death
April 11, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - TMZ reported recently that pro-wrestler Scott Steiner, 52, threatened to kill wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, 61. According to the report, the two were recently involved in a fracas, with Steiner telling Hogan’s wife at an ...
Edward Snowden Reveals He Has Seen Every American Man’s Penis
April 11, 2015
UNKNOWN LOCATION, RUSSIA - John Oliver, host of HBO satire Last Week Tonight, interviewed NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, in a clip released on Sunday evening. In the course of the interview, Oliver asked Snowden if the ...