Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Gay High School Kid Can’t Wait to be the Target of More Sophisticated Bigotry
April 01, 2015
JONESVILLE, Indiana - Fifteen year old homosexual school goer, David Moore, is looking forward to leaving school in order to get away from the insults hurled at him daily by his classmates. Moore says he is ...
Will Ferrell Proves That Hollywood Walk of Fame Not Just for Good Actors
March 31, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Will Ferrell last week proved that the Hollywood Walk of Fame is not reserved for “only the best” actors. The famous walkway has received criticism in the past, facing accusations of being elitist, ...
4-Year-Old Prodigy Stuns World By Being Accepted To Yale
March 31, 2015
ROYAL OAK, Michigan - A 4-year-old boy has stunned the world by becoming the youngest person ever to be admitted to Yale - or any other college. Hans Stensy of Michigan is being called a prodigy. ...
Burger King Admits They Are Source Of All McDonald’s Rumors, Urban Legends
March 31, 2015
JACKSONVILLE, Florida - After years of speculation, Burger King have finally admitted to being behind every single rumor and urban legend denigrating rivals McDonald’s. The fast food franchise were under pressure to make the announcement, from ...
Scientists Discover Ability To Charge Cell Phones With Static Electricity
March 31, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - In news that will revolutionize the smartphone industry, scientists have discovered a method of charging digital devices using static electricity. Technology news outlet, Wired, detailed the development on Monday afternoon. According to their ...
Colorado Teens Injecting Marijuana To Get High
March 28, 2015
BOULDER, Colorado - In a state where marijuana sales and use has only recently become legal, teens and young adults are already finding new ways of abusing the substance to get as high as quickly, and ...
Kim & Kanye’s Baby North Confirmed To Be Actual Child After Several Month Study
March 27, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - North West, daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, has been the subject of much debate since her uncontrollable raging tantrum at the NYFW show in February, but scientists may have finally ...
Rehabilitation Center Trains Penguins to Eat With Chopsticks to Enjoy Meals
March 27, 2015
SAN DIEGO, California - Rehabilitators, biologists, and animal lovers in California are working through an animal rehabilitation center to bring back the joy of eating food to one of the planet’s most beloved species. It’s been many ...