Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
U.S. Regulators Looking To Drop Legal Drinking Age From 21 To 12
March 26, 2015
WASHINTON, D.C. - United States regulators have recently announced their plans to drop the legal drinking age from 21 to 12, citing the minimum-age drinking laws of other many other countries around the world, some of which ...
Suge Knight Continues Faking Illnesses To Gain Sympathy, Get Jail Time Lowered
March 26, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - After Suge Knight collapsed in court on Tuesday, reports suggest that the rapper is to continue faking illness until he either receives a light sentence or total reprieve. Knight is on trial ...
FCC Announces Closure; ‘People Don’t Need To Be Parented Anymore’
March 26, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) today shocked the American public by announcing its official closure. The reason, the regulatory agency said, is that they feel people no longer need to be “parented”. By ...
Football Fan Certain That Referee Biased Against His Team
March 26, 2015
DENVER, Colorado - Emerging live from our coverage of the game today, a football fan is certain that the referee is biased against the team he supports. He is sure that the current call, which just ...
New MTV Show to Follow Future Teenage Drug Addicts
March 26, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - MTV have announced that they are in production of a groundbreaking new reality series, which will follow the early lives of future teen drug addicts. According to their statement, the show will ...
After Years As #1 Write-In Candidate, Mickey Mouse Announces Official Presidential Run
March 26, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Long touted as a possible presidential candidate, Mickey Mouse has finally announced that he’ll be running for the post in the 2016 elections. He is the second to officially make known his intentions ...
Netanyahu Secures Election Victory, Ready To Resume Guessing What U.S. Wants
March 25, 2015
JERUSALEM, Israel - Benjamin Netanyahu has been strongly criticised regarding statements he made immediately prior to the Israeli elections last week. He expressed definitively that the touted Two State Solution would not occur “on [his] watch”. ...
Early Voter Poll Shows There’s ‘No Way In Hell’ Ted Cruz Will Get Elected President
March 25, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ted Cruz this week became the first politician to officially announce his candidacy as the Republican runner in the 2016 Presidential Elections. The unexpected move by the naively bigoted conservative, was greeted with ...