Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Nickelodeon Announces Remakes Of Over 40 TV Shows From 90s
March 21, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - For many the ages of 27 through 35 can be a tough transition into full-fledged adulthood. But for all the 90s kids in the world, life has finally thrown them a juicy bone. ...
Electricity To Be Shut Off For 4 Days Throughout Entire State of New York
March 21, 2015
NEW YORK, New York- You may want to make sure that your tablets, cell phones, and laptops are charged up if you plan on staying in New York during the upcoming power outage. A letter will be ...
High School Football Player Cut From The Team After Refusing To Shower With The Coach
March 21, 2015
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin- Joe Palemro is in an outrage after he was recently cut from his high school football team. The cut was not due to his grades or playing skills, but rather for something he didn't feel ...
Abortion Clinic Busted For Selling Fetuses To Chinese Restaurant
March 20, 2015
SELLERSBURG, Indiana - A local Sellersburg establishment was shut down by police and health inspectors this week, after an investigation of the Beijing Chinese restaurant showed that they were purchasing aborted fetuses from the Sunbright Family Planning Clinic. Police ...
Bill Gates Lobbies To Have His Face Put On U.S. $20 Bills
March 20, 2015
MEDINA, Washington - Billionaire businessman and founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, is lobbying to have his face put onto U.S. $20 bills. The move comes in response to a growing desire to see “more original” money ...
Hacker Group “Anonymous” Gives In-Depth Critique of Taylor Swift’s Dating Choices
March 20, 2015
UNKNOWN, Internet - Last week, hacker group Anonymous posted a strange video on YouTube, giving lengthy admonitions to rapper Kanye West. The six minute clip showed a man in a Guy Fawkes mask - as is usual ...
Disney To Finally Release Racist Classic Movie ‘Song of the South’ In U.S.
March 20, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Disney has announced that they are going to release classic movie Song of the South on home video for the first time in the U.S. Release of VHS copies of the film ...
Doctors Say Wrapping Penis In Bacon Is ‘100% Effective’ Contraceptive
March 20, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A new and delicious method of contraception is being touted as the end to unwanted pregnancy. Doctors say that after many tests, including their own private experiments, wrapping the penis in bacon is ...