
School Suspends Student For Gun Shaped Birthmark
March 11, 2015
MILFORD, Connecticut - A 13 year-old middle school student was suspended today when a teacher noticed that the boy had a "gun shaped" birthmark on his leg. The boy, whose name was not released at his parents' ...
The Black Keys Told By Record Company to ‘Liven Up’ for Next Album
March 11, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - The Black Keys may be one of the most popular blues bands around today, but their record company thinks they’re due a change. In order to increase sales of their next album, ...
New York Becomes First State to Legalize Gay Republicans
March 11, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - In a landmark ruling in the New York Supreme Court, the progressive state will be the first in the US to legalize gay Republicans. The ruling is in response to ...
Congress Passes Law Banning Pit Bull Ownership After Another Attack, Death
March 11, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Two tragic incidents in the past month have led to a bill being passed by Congress criminalizing ownership of pit bulls. The drastic move comes after a West Virginia native was attacked and ...
‘Mad Men’ Star Alison Brie Gains 80 Pounds For Upcoming Movie Role
March 11, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Petite actress, Alison Brie, known for her roles in Mad Men and Community, has shocked Instagram followers by revealing her current figure - eighty pounds heavier than the last time she was ...
Doctors To Classify ‘Binge-Watching’ As Severe Mental Disorder
March 11, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Eager to re-watch the first four seasons of Game of Thrones in anticipation of the April release of the next chapter? Well, your urges may be cause for concern. Binge watching has in ...
Texas Man Sentenced To Death For Cooking Girlfriends Dog, Serving It To Family For Dinner
March 10, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - Anthony Rojas, 29, of Dallas, Texas has been sentenced to death by the state of Texas for cooking his live-in girlfriends dog, a three-year old Pomeranian named Bugsy, then serving it to the ...
Lawsuit Filed Against Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian By Small-Bottomed Women
March 10, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - The nation’s small butts have finally gotten together to file a class-action suit against Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian, along with other big-bootied celebrities. The lawsuit has been a long time coming, ...