Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
New Military Rules Mandate Only Accepting Recruits Born Without Hair
March 02, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - New US military rules mandate that only new recruits born without hair will be accepted into the defense force. This comes as an advancement on the long-running condition of all soldiers having their ...
Justin Bieber’s Birthday Would Go Unnoticed by You if Not for This Article
March 02, 2015
MONTREAL, QUEBEC, Canada - Justin Bieber’s 21st birthday fell on Sunday the 1st of March, and you would not have known it had you not read this article decrying the cult of celebrity. Why does anyone ...
Barack Obama In Blue Suit May Actually Be White President in Gold Suit
March 02, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A fearsome debate has broken out on social media across the globe over whether Barack Obama is a black president dressed in blue, or a white president dressed in gold. Obama has long ...
Alabama Congressman: New Anti-Gay Law Will Maintain Proud History of Bigotry
March 02, 2015
HUNTSVILLE, Alabama - Alabama congressman, John L. McLawton, has praised the passing of a landmark bill that will tolerate and even encourage discrimination against homosexuals in his state. This comes as a growing proportion of the ...
Small, Gated Texas Community To End ‘Pizza Delivery Neutrality’
March 01, 2015
HOUSTON, Texas - The neighborhood of Comcast Trails near Houston, Texas has announced the adoption of an unusual new revenue scheme. They are calling it the Express Pizza Service, and it has some residents at odds as to ...
Man Files Lawsuit After Planet Fitness Revokes His Membership For Getting ‘Too Fit’
March 01, 2015
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Jonathan Ragsdale, 32, of Louisville, Kentucky was greeted with a surprise last Monday morning when he walked in to his neighborhood Planet Fitness. He was told to hand in his membership card and ...
Iran’s Supreme Leader Not a Fan of ‘American Sniper’
March 01, 2015
TEHRAN, Iran - Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has spoken out against critically acclaimed film, American Sniper, saying that he is “not a fan.” The screenplay, which portrays a real-life US soldier who killed 160 ...
Miami Coast Guard Rescues Hundreds of Dolphins Stranded in the Ocean
March 01, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - In a day hailed as the “peak of marine heroism,” the Miami coast guard has rescued hundreds of dolphins from the Atlantic Ocean. The majestic creatures were reportedly stranded there for an undetermined ...