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Hasbro To Create Home Version of “Knockout Game”

June 10, 2014

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island -  Now your son or daughter can experience all the thrills and excitement of living in a dangerous ghetto, but from the comfort of your family living room. Hasbro, the company behind such game ...


Man Files Lawsuit After His Horse Is Mocked By Neighbor’s Cow

June 10, 2014

BEAR LAKE, Pennsylvania -  Charlie Carey, whose horse got stuck in the fence while trying to get out of his corral, is suing his neighbor, Richard Lewis, after Carey tried to get a photo of his horse, ...


Go Ask Allison: I Think My Boyfriend’s Cheating. Please Help!

June 09, 2014

DEAR ALLISON, My boyfriend of 4 years and I have been seeing each other less and less lately, as I recently started a new job. When I come home to him at night, he seems withdrawn ...


Real-World Hackers Discredit Technology Used In Watch Dogs Video Game

June 08, 2014

MONTREAL, QUEBEC, Canada -  Hackers around the World have been rampantly posting online about their opinions on the new Ubisoft video game "Watch Dogs," which was released last week.  The video game is based around a fictional hacker who wanders the ...


New Study Proves Everyone Is At Least Slightly Gay

June 07, 2014

PIEDMONT, North Dakota -  A new scientific study performed by a private medical team at Massasoit General Hospital in Piedmont, North Dakota has proven that 100% of people have at least a little bit of gay in them. "It ...


Obama Apologizes For Bergdahl Negotiations; Offers To Trade Him Back To Taliban

June 06, 2014

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Just 5 days ago, the Obama administration orchestrated the release of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl from a Taliban-controlled prison in Afghanistan in exchange for 5 Guantanamo Bay detainees. Since his release was announced, the online debates ...


Sprint Looks To Buy T-Mobile; Plans To Completely Dissolve Company

June 05, 2014

OVERLAND PARK, Kansas -  Negotiations have begun for Sprint, the third largest wireless company in the US, to purchase T-Mobile, the fourth largest wireless company, from their parent Deutsche Telekom. The merger is reported to be worth ...


Brad Pitt to Attacker Vitalii Sediuk: “I’ll Pay Your Bail If You’ll Fight Chuck Liddell”

June 05, 2014

HOLLYWOOD, California -  Brad Pitt was assaulted at the premiere of his wife Angelia Jolie’s new film Maleficent early last week by self-proclaimed celebrity “prankster” Vitalii Sediuk. Sediuk apparently made it past security and hit Pitt ...

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