
Man Shoots Off His Own Foot During Open Carry Texas Rally
June 14, 2014
TEMPLE, Texas - Carl Bellows of Temple, Texas was taken to the hospital during an "Open Carry Texas" demonstration on Thursday afternoon after almost completely severing his foot when he accidentally discharged his AK-47. Bellows was reportedly ...

Creationists Bash Science-Based “Cosmos” TV Show, Demand Equal Airtime
June 10, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Just this year, Neil deGrasse Tyson rebooted the late Carl Sagan's TV show Cosmos for the FOX Network, and although the season is several episodes in, it is causing a controversy amongst a large ...

Man Tries To Warn Packed Movie Theatre of Fire, No One Believes Him
June 10, 2014
FRESNO, California - A movie theatre in Fresno, California caught fire Monday night after a malfunction in the popcorn kettle caused the drum of oil beneath it to ignite. Theatre manager Tom Brown ran into the auditorium ...

Hasbro To Create Home Version of “Knockout Game”
June 10, 2014
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Now your son or daughter can experience all the thrills and excitement of living in a dangerous ghetto, but from the comfort of your family living room. Hasbro, the company behind such game ...

Man Files Lawsuit After His Horse Is Mocked By Neighbor’s Cow
June 10, 2014
BEAR LAKE, Pennsylvania - Charlie Carey, whose horse got stuck in the fence while trying to get out of his corral, is suing his neighbor, Richard Lewis, after Carey tried to get a photo of his horse, ...

Go Ask Allison: I Think My Boyfriend’s Cheating. Please Help!
June 09, 2014
DEAR ALLISON, My boyfriend of 4 years and I have been seeing each other less and less lately, as I recently started a new job. When I come home to him at night, he seems withdrawn ...

Real-World Hackers Discredit Technology Used In Watch Dogs Video Game
June 08, 2014
MONTREAL, QUEBEC, Canada - Hackers around the World have been rampantly posting online about their opinions on the new Ubisoft video game "Watch Dogs," which was released last week. The video game is based around a fictional hacker who wanders the ...

New Study Proves Everyone Is At Least Slightly Gay
June 07, 2014
PIEDMONT, North Dakota - A new scientific study performed by a private medical team at Massasoit General Hospital in Piedmont, North Dakota has proven that 100% of people have at least a little bit of gay in them. "It ...